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Hermione realizes Harry is a horcrux in the Forest of Dean. Harry decides to mock Voldemort about it, and somehow things get better for everyone from there.*******************A valentine's day story written for CloverWoodss who wanted a fic of Voldemort sending Harry a dick pic.

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