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Parental leave will cost you 160 Resin

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long ago mpreg
Kaeya knew he was different from other humans, but he would have preferred to know just how different he was before this mess happened. Diluc better be grateful. (The one where Kaeya is just an Abyss Mage in armor and Diluc has no idea what to do with children.)
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Unlike what most people would have others believe, Kaeya takes pleasure in hoarding knowledge. There is just one problem: he knows very much about inconsequential matters and very little about what really matters. He has extensive knowledge of some topics (like how much Diluc hates him) and almost n
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