Saved By Waifu (A World Hopping Adventure)

It seemed logical for John to pass on his ATA gene. Then it seemed logical for Rodney to do it with him. Then it seemed logical to have sex with Rodney. And then it seemed logical to keep having sex with Rodney until it's not logic, but something else.

Set a thousand years in the future in a world where humans have been offset from their power by the rapid evolution of spiders into the distinct subspecies; Felics, Cognit, And Brutes.

Homura is somewhat touched in the head.

"Sometimes the best laid plans go awry...and everyone is just fine with that." Tony tries his hand at commitment, and Bruce beats him to the punch with the help of the team. Especially one hell of a devious Russian agent.

Reigen suddenly asks you out in the middle of the night.

Being friends with Tony Stark is many things, but it's certainly never boring.

"It’s normal. Spending every waking second watching Hale is normal. In many ways, Hale is his whole universe: tracking his movements, waiting for what he does next, wondering what he’s thinking. The only outside stimulation he gets otherwise is the shower visits, and even then it’s only when Chris is the one taking him that he gets any engagement. Stiles knows Hale like he knows the water pipe. The sixty two bars that line the side of their cage. Like the minute of cold water that hits Stiles’ skin before the heat finally comes in the shower block. " Held in an Argent facility, never knowing who he can trust, Stiles pays for his survival with the only currency he has.

"Baze," said Chirrut. "This is an injustice." "I don't tell you what to do," gasped Baze. "Don't tell me what to do – " "You tell me what to do all the time!" "No," said Baze. He lowered his hand. It felt important to make this clear. "I comment disparagingly on what you're about to do," he said. "That's different. I don't try to stop you." Chirrut wants to wait. Follow-up to Always Near.

Phil needs to see Clint. The last time he saw him was when his eyes were blue, and Phil can't handle being away any longer. First he has to get through the team, though, and they're not keen on letting him in. They're protective like that.

Mommy Lisa is excited to further grow her beautiful, homebound girl, especially her tits - that is you, or anyone else you want in that position. The Puppy to Cow pipeline has never seemed so natural... Heavy kink fic, mind the tags!

“What,” Viktor blinked. Was he still drunk? “Did—did you just fly all the way to Russia to make a bet?” “Is that bad?” “Yes. Because who does that?” Who does that? Yuuri freaking Katsuki, of course. (or: Role Reversal/Age Swap AU where Yuuri's a living legend of the Figure Skating World and bored out of his mind.) ++ 05/25/17 - Posting short extras for the funzies.

Maybe it's the little girl whose disappearance turned into a murder, and whose murder turned into a cold case, and who has now apparently decided to move in with him. Maybe it's the unacceptable hole left in his life when his dumb best friend and partner in (the prevention of) crime decided to go and get himself killed. Maybe it's his brother, whose high-profile career and fantastic girlfriend and first-child-on-the-way are steadily leaving Dean in the dust. Pick one. Pick all of them. The why doesn't matter so much as the what, and the what is this: Dean is pretty sure he's going completely, certifiably insane. Sure, he hasn't started wearing all his clothes inside out, and he still showers on a regular basis (anyways, that's not crazy, just a little eccentric); but there's no getting around the fact that he just threw away his life, his career, and his reputation by dragging out his mom's old necromancy book and summoning a Class A Forbidden Entity to his attic. A cranky one, too. With horrendous bed-head.

Nyx Ulric was a lot of things. Brave, naturally. A hero, selfless in his endeavours to save his fellow glaives and to protect the royal family. Arrogant, yes, though he’d be remiss to call himself that. Not quite boisterous, but he knew he carried a certain charm and flair. But there was one thing that Nyx Ulric was not. And it was patient.

John was vague about Sam’s actual diagnosis, saying only that it was a ‘blood disorder’, but it must have been serious because Sam wasn't even allowed visitors during his three days in the hospital. Sam’s illness wasn't something they talked about after that, except when it came to his medication.

First fights can be hard. Harder when there's magic involved.

Things to do on Yggdrasil when you're dead; or, Sieglinde, too, has a chance to choose her afterlife.

Susan’s latest big news story rubs Oliver the wrong way. (anonymous prompt)

Written for the comment_fic prompt: "Leverage/any, any, 5 people (from other fandoms) who interfered with a job + 1 person who helped, no questions asked ("interfere" doesn't have to be a bad thing)." The Leverage Crew runs into some strange folk while they're out and about helping others.

Will has been avoiding him lately and Nico is determined to know why.

Have you met a D before? No? Pray that you never will. Havent you heard? The legends? The stories? Sail long enough and you just might. They say to beware the hunger of a D, lest they swallow you whole. It is true, I tell you! Let me enlighten you, rookie. A D. Is a demon in human skin, with a taste for human flesh....TLDR: Ds are cannibals and Ace lives

These are Tumblr prompt fills, and I will add to it as I fill more prompts!

Yuuri has a pair of booty shorts. Viktor has questions (and a special request).

Sequel to "Sweetheart, You're Mine", "(Bee) My Queen" and "A Moment, For You". You don't need to read those to understand this one. Title from the song. Four years later, after the birth of his first son, the kingdoms of the land were not yet fully united but war was less imminent and the dangers less pronounced. Merlynn had been the one to bring up the possibility of a second child, after they’d tucked William in for the night and retired.

Tony Stark is alone. He has no money, no family, and no place to go. After another shitty foster home, Tony decides to take his chance on his own. His genius mind only takes him so far when every part he gets in from junkyards and trash piles and a small roll of tools he's gathered after years. Steve Rogers may seem like he has everything--rich father, several great friends, a school more expensive than some people's homes--but all is not as it seems. His father wants him to own and run a company that specializes in technology--the one thing Steve hates more than bullies. But Steve wants to be an artist, not a technician. What happens when these two worlds collide and a mutually beneficial relationship starts to from?