Small Fierce Things

"Do not copulate with anyone for a whole year and I shall recompense you for it." The God of passion and the God of reason made a bet, now the winner wants to claim his prize.

Laura and Carmilla are locked in their room. Shenanigans ensue.

they've done this before, zayn and louis have, but for some reason this feels... new. way new. maybe because zayn knows that if louis gets his way, this'll happen many times after with every sort of variation.

After his defeat of Voldemort, Harry finds he has a new purpose in life. One that his roommates are only too happy to help him fulfill.

Jim finds out that the crew will always find a way to save his neck. Even when he's the one that's put it in danger.

When his Quartermaster pays over 1 million pounds sterling for a battered violin that can neither be repaired nor played, James Bond wants to know why.

Kylo stalked through the long corridors of the Finalizer on his way to Hux’s office, fury and hurt burning its way through him with each step closer. He should have known Hux hadn't meant it, would break his promise and leave Kylo to look the fool upon his return. He had been gone just shy of two weeks, his only desire to return and see Hux waiting for him as he had sworn he would be. But all that had greeted him as he descended the shuttle ramp had been a cold hanger bay crawling with troopers and technicians. Arriving at Hux’s office door, Kylo didn't even bother with knocking. Using the Force, he ripped the door open and stormed in only to stop in surprise, the angry words on the tip of his tongue finding a rather quick death as he took in the scene before him.