Problem Child

"Osteocytes are osteoblasts which have become trapped inside of the-- wait for it-- bone matrix.""wait, what kind of stupid title is that, kiddo? make it a pun.""I'll pun-ch you.""PUN-T HIM!!""i'm so proud, bro.""THAT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT THE STORY'S ABOUT THOUGH.""Moving in with you guys ruined me?""fair enough.""YOU FORGOT TO MENTION HOW SPECTACULAR YOUR LIFE IS NOW.""My life is spectacular now.""WELL OF COURSE IT IS, YOU LIVE WITH US.""heh."

A history of love and death, sustained by lies and doomed to repeat.

Yuuji has been in the omegan marketplace for as long as he can remember. With the looming fear of being shipped off to a brothel hanging over him he presents as beautifully as he can to passing alphas. He has little hope with how masculine and unappealing he is but...then one takes an interest in him! A handsome high class alpha Gojo Satoru takes interest in him! The catch? Gojo is already bonded and happily in love.

Shepard must face the consequences of his actions in choosing to destroy the Alpha Relay, but he knows it’s a waste of time as the Reapers are coming and a galaxy wide war will follow.

Alastor thought Lucifer was hardly bearable with the few interactions they had. But now that Lucifer decided to stay the hotel Alastor finds himself in quite the predicament on what he should do. Should he completely avoid Lucifer the whole time?Should he provoke the ever living shit out of him and face the consequences?Or should he find a way to become the one in control when he’s around the king of hell?

Immediately following An Embarrassment of Sherlocks. Readers of both the original and the Chinese translation have asked, How does Sherlock sort out all the extra Sherlocks? and, Can't John have fun with more than one Sherlock? This story, well, maddeningly fails to really answer either question, but at least there's some smut.

The Roma/Alptra war has begun.

Based during/after Thor: The Dark World. Was one-shots; oops, is sort of a story. :) Most characters aren't mine. Mostly teen for language/mild violence; exceptions marked in the notes. Un-beta'd: Comments and corrections always welcome. If you prefer chronological order, these go:* prologue *27. Brute 22. Mercy 4. Before* start of movie *5. Retrospective 8. Exchange 2. Relief 31. Decency 13. Nothing 18. Conflict 33. Forgive 16. Dreams 34. Battle 20. Pastimes 35. Choices 39. Passage 43. Council 23. Care 6. Mission 7. Onward 36. Science 10. Mortal 1. Freedom 25. Sorry 11. Sand* end of movie *12. Loss 21. Learning 46. Repair 49. Outreach 53. Near 14. Mimicry 17. Catch 26. Home 3. Solitary 9. Sight 15. Played 19. Wait 24. Free-fall 28. Wonder 29. Resemblance (Only, ch1 in Banish the Light) 32. Custody 30. Unrest 37. Duties 38. Worries 40. Plans 41. Blue 42. Respite 44. Cold 45. Amnesia 47. Healing 48. Reward part I (Reward part II, ch2 in Banish the Light) 50. Forward 51. Tale 52. Confess 54. One

“And my running observation is that Parse can’t take a compliment from you without blowing it off. Could be a coincidence, but no evidence to the contrary since I started paying attention,” Ransom said. “What?” Jack said, right as Kent walked back in the room.

All it took was a letter for things to change between Harry and Gabriel. Harry isn't quite expecting Gabriel to walk back in his life, much less with Sam and Dean Winchester in tow. ~_~ "The mystery of your life comes to light again, Gabriel," Harry tapped his fingers on the note before scooping up cold mug and heading towards the sink. "We both know the last note you left it took you a year before you walked through that door again."

As suggested, the tables are flipped and now Zoro has the upper hand...

One time was fine, twice was annoying and the third is pushing it, Rin and Mako has had enough and plan on letting Haru know exactly how they feel.

No one, not even Jim Kirk, magically wakes up two weeks after dying, looking gorgeous and functioning perfectly. A lot of shit has to go down first... A previously published and now re-posted add-on to STID.

Summary: Carlos feels bad about ruining others happiness.

"What was it about watching me shave that got you so hard, Levi?” Erwin asks. “Was it just the knife?”Levi sneers and juts his hips up sharply.“I woke up hard, I can’t help if your ass got in the way of where I was looking.” Wherein Erwin shaves with a big knife and Levi gets all hot and bothered watching him. Butt stuff ensues. EDIT: Now with beautiful fanart. http://tinyurl.com/n7apx8r

the five times she got caught in the rain and the one time he did

Garon visits Corrin late one night.

Come and find me on tumblr at thewolf-inred.tumblr.com ~So, I rewrote dog Dean, with sex.And Cas. Thank you zarathuforsaken <33

“If by dream, you mean your worst nightmare, then yes, sweet Paladin.” Lotor’s voice was soft and saccharine as he crept closer Lance, lips pulling into a twisted, cruel smile. “I am the vengeance my father seeks, the fear you feel in the nights, I am—” “Batman,” Lance whispered. "Lance," Keith whispered. "Please don't antagonize Zarkon's son." Or: Lance and Keith get captured. Lotor is a Diva. There's kissing, and somehow they escape too, but who's really here for that?

You need to read "Confined Spaces" and the other installments of the "A Matter of Coincidence" Verse to understand this story. Jared and Jensen deal with the arrival of their son and all the emotions that go with it.

Blue-eyed Mika in the streets, Red-eyed Mika in Yuu's sheets

“They just want to stay home and do the nasty.”

SEASON 6 AU - Dean was pretty used to weird shit happening to him by now. Really, after you've been used as a weapon for God, saved the world, died, come back and then been told by the Almighty himself that the future of Heaven is in your hands ... what can really surprise you anymore? Okay, so ... maybe the two massive sets of wings he's recently acquired shocked him a bit. And early morning visits from the horseman of Death can be a tad off-putting. He really didn't foresee the Gabriel lusting after Sammy issue before it smacked him in the face, either. Then of course, Crowley suddenly being able to control Death's reapers kinda sucks, as does his perpetual boner for trying to snuff Dean from existence. So yeah. Basically he's pretty screwed. Although visiting the Texas State Fair was fun. (Even if it was in 1982. And he was with Death.) But hey, the corn-dogs were freaking delicious, so ... bonus!!!

Harry is a super-powered cat. No, really. I thought up lots of other summaries, but that’s pretty succinct and accurate. Only a bit cracky though, I promise!

Sparring turns into spanking.

Alec can't stand it. He has to get out. The roof isn't far enough. He goes to Highland Park in Brooklyn and meets an interesting confidant in a glittery Warlock. (Or what happens when Alec meets Magnus BEFORE they met at Magnus' Loft.)

The paramedic’s voice was crystal clear. I have heard it a thousand times before.His name was Yuuri, he said. My Yuuri?Could this be? Now, after all this time, this is how we will meet? I have drawn every imaginable reunion in my head, but it didn’t include this one.Not in an ambulance, me drifting in and out of consciousness and Yuuri, beautiful Yuuri, like an angel against the light.

“Just play and forget, or close your eyes and listen,” Jotaro coaxed, setting the new sheet music on the stand before him. He looked at Noriaki waiting for a response, to which Noriaki gripped Jotaro’s fingers tightly and looked up at him, tears falling freely. “I can never forget.” ☆☆☆☆☆ Noriaki Kakyoin is a jazz trombonist who is unable get his life together after traumatizing events that occurred at a jazz camp he attended in Egypt. Aspiring to purse a career as a professional trombonist, he must face the obstacles whether he gets the help he wants or not.

Draco was never woken up this early before. Which was rather unusual, because Harry isn't the morning type either.