The Milk of Human Kindness I: Derek's First Taste

Beginnings are never easy. Sometimes you just have to cross your fingers and hope for the best. (Homework-era Daft Punk slash, focus on the start of the relationship. Lots of swearing!)

It happens in slow motion. It's an out of body experience, really, but somehow Jinyoung's arm is raising up and then coming back down just as fast, slapping Jackson's ass.

Life after retirement, Yuuri thinks, is quite a nice change of pace. Although, not so much when he finds himself thrust back into the past. In which married husbands Viktor and Yuuri somehow end up 5 years in the past without knowing how or why. Or: Yuuri and Viktor try and fail to keep their relationship on the lie low. (Yuuri tries for a while, but having a clingy husband makes things 10x harder.) Everyone's suspicious, and really, Yuuri just wants to go back and have some semblance of peace back in his life, damn it.

He's making different excuses now, and all to get back into Iruka's apartment, and more specifically, his kitchen.

Yuri Plisetsky knew it was wrong to love a man twelve years his senior. Especially one that was "engaged" to his closest friend-slash-rival. But it really wasn't his fault. He couldn't help it. And he was sick and tired of doing nothing about it. He was a fighter, and he was going to fight.

Mermaid Mating SexREally large dicksDon't try this at home

Had Diarmuid had expectations, they would not involve her Master being so pink.

In which no one kills with kindness.

Rick and Michonne decide to bring Daryl into their relationship. From a prompt on twdkinkmeme...

In the fallout of an awful night Batman discovers some news about the Joker. Batman struggles to recover from his trauma and deal with the Joker's antics. (I'm splitting the story into it's original chapters. I will edit it up at a later date.)

Sherlock has something to tell John, and he wants to do it with music. A Cold Song oneshot side story. (Can be read as a stand-alone.)

They’ve been in real fights before. Those were nothing like this.

Stiles wasn't entirely sure why fucking Greenberg was calling him, how he even got his number was a mystery but not really because Jackson was a dick and wrote it in a bathroom stall saying that he gave good head which he got him back for the Herpes Incident of July 2013, though that was a story for another time, the point was he was on the phone with a kid he didn't even know getting shit about not having a date to his dad's wedding. How in the hell was this is life? So he formed a plan. Stiles' fake boyfriend check-list: Choose a name that’s believable and easy to remember. Check Make sure you have shared interests like classic movies and mythology .Check. Make sure that he lives in a town far away. Check. Create a fake email account and send romantic emails to self. Check. Get the fake-a-text app on i-Phone and have a conversation with fake boyfriend to show family as proof of relationship. Check.

When Lord Ren chokes Mitaka in a fit of rage, he’s surprised by the lieutenant’s response to asphyxiation. Mitaka knows exactly what he likes, and he intends to teach Ren how to give it to him. Eventually Hux becomes caught up in their games as well, despite his utter lack of experience or even interest in such things until now.

The pizza delivery boy has hips that don't lie, and a booty belonging to Spider-Man. All Wade has to do now is find proof that Peter is the webbed wonder...

A month before Penelope's presentation to the Queen, she and Colin share a vulnerable moment that leads to a brilliant idea. He is determined to see this idea through, despite Penelope's reservations.

It's all fun and games until someone falls in love.

Originally posted on fanfiction.net. Moving to a03 in 2017.KotOR: A quiet scholar onboard the Endar Spire suffers a head injury that changes everything. Dragged unwillingly into a battle for the fate of the galaxy, the real struggle is a three-way conflict of emerging identities struggling for dominance, and fragments of the past that cloud the present.[Knights of the Old Republic re-telling with deviations and twists.]

Nightwing gets taken hostage and Jason rides to the rescue. Not because he cares, or anything. It's just no one touches what is uncomfortably his. And, of course, afterward he has to lay claim to it. He didn't expect Dick to stick around, though.

Sherlock is bored, again. When he finds something in John's bedroom that triggers his curiosity.He thought he knew everything about his best friend, but apperantly John still had secrets.Secrets that needed investigation. Obviously.

Plot: Bucky is dating a girl who owns a flower shop but he hasn't told any of his friends including Steve about her because he's protective of her and doesn't want them to scare her off because she's shy. the team end up stalking him to see where he goes and they see him kissing her inside her shop.

So, fine, maybe Yuuri's a little bored and lonely when he likes a dating profile claiming to be Viktor Nikiforov. And, maybe, he's a little pathetic when he gets excited when the account messages him almost immediately after. And, he's definitely stupid for falling in love with someone pretending to be his idol, but he can't help it. It's not like it's the real Viktor Nikiforov, anyway. He knows someone is catfishing him, but he still falls ridiculously in love.

Tord goes into heat?? Edd helps. Kinda.

Deep in the Endless Abyss, Luo Binghe's only escape is his infrequent dreams of home and a master that seems to miss him, but there's something very strange about these dreams. Sometimes, it's almost like they aren't his.

Taehyung thought that moving to Seoul to start up a fansite for Jeon Jeongguk of BTS would be easy, and he didn't expect to have used up all his savings before he could even attend one fansign. It turns out that working nights at a strip club to earn the cash at the suggestion of his new roommate isn't as bad as he thought, but Taehyung definitely wasn't anticipating that Jeongguk would walk in the door of said club one night during his shift.