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Tauriel is in her last semester at Blue Mountain University before she goes off to graduate school to become a lawyer. When she finally decides to talk to the quiet boy she sits next to in class, she finds herself intrigued by his silver tongue.Kili is a business major at BMU who only wants to peruse his love of art, but his uncle wont let him. When the girl he's been admiring from afar asks for his help, he finds out that she is more than just a pretty face.Fili works for his uncle at Erebor Gold and Jewelry, working his way up to be the next successor while simultaneously taking care of his younger brother. When he discovers he has a connection with the barista at the coffee shop he frequents, he finds that he needs her just as much as she need him.Everyone has a secret though, and when an old threat comes back with a vengeance, no one is safe.

Thomas consults Miranda on the subject of his military liaison. Sexily.

Wednesday knew her mother came from a long and prominent line of witches, but she never expected Goody's magic to trigger that latent gene. The summer after her encounter with Crackstone is overshadowed by the emergence of arcane powers, which prove to be frustratingly fickle at best and explosively volatile at worst. Enid, meanwhile, has a new reputation no one is quite sure how to handle, least of all herself. How will her gentle nature hold up against the beast within, snarling just below the surface? Returning to Nevermore for their senior year might just serve up their biggest challenges yet. (Usually) Updates on Monday

Merlin didn't expect to enjoy the Renaissance Faire that Will was dragging him to. But then, he didn't expect to catch the attention of one of the knights in the jousting tourney.

Hange and Levi moved into a new home, and family were coming over for the holidays. A bit of brain twister. Please read and leave me a comment--let me know if the story is too contrived.

“Hey, kid.” John folded up the newspaper and set it on the table. “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Stiles looked up from cutting his plastic vegetables at his little kitchenette. “Mrs. Hale.” John got up from his seat at the kitchen table and went over to Stiles’ play area, kneeling in front of where his son was working. “Why is that?” “Because,” Stiles went back to stirring the pot after he dipped his pinkie into the imaginary liquid. “Every time we play House, Derek says I’d make a good, little wife.”

Awful, out-of-character fic I wrote when I was fourteen. Enjoy you sick minded fucks.-After he stood on the stand against his violent father on charges of assault and rape, a broken 16-year-old Michael Jones, alongside his mother, have been placed under witness protection and moved to a small town called RoosterTeeth in the South-East of England, things seem to be looking up and Michael is enrolled in the local school Achievement Hunter High. However Achievement Hunters is ending up to be just another headache for Michael, it’s week one and he's already having to deal with a certain drunken head teacher ruling over the place without a care in the world, people teaching him classes he's one hundred percent sure aren't qualified and some asshole called Gavin who seems to have picked Michael as his newest victim.

Zayn fucks Harry while skyping with Louis.

Discovery in a slave ship sees father reunited with daughter he long thought gone from this world. And Nasir might be in for a shock. He is not the only one to be effected. AU Vengeance and War of the Damned.

"But aren't you enough of a distraction?" Eleanor had accidentally blurted out. Emerald eyes widened at the realization of what she had just done, and almost immediately the exorcist quickly slapped a hand across her mouth. "What was that?"

jimin and yoongi are street kids who somehow wind up living with a group of secret agents under the alias of a gang called the "bangtan boys" who are well known for their good looks and deadly skills. how will these two pretty boys survive in the middle of a battle between the best undercover agents and the most dangerous gang in seoul? **DISCONTINUED**

Akko and Diana cannot figure out if what they're feeling is love or some sort of infatuation with the concept of being in love. (Post Ep. 10. May vary on canon)

Smuts that have been made by me over the past months.

Given the power to make any request of a fictional character, what would you do with it? Envision adorable scenarios? Find the answer to unknowable questions? Or simply indulge in lust. All are possible here! Alternatively: Make a request and see it realized! (Please check end of story notes for a general gist of how/what you can request.)

Makoto has wet dreams about Haru and Haru is there to witness them.

What you wanted:A low effort part-time job, a little apartment and a good time. What you got:2 lousy roommates, a pet snake and some serious beef. Student/roommate AU in which everyone works at fast food restaurants lmao(I've been denying it but it is pretty much a crack fic I'm not going to lie anymore)

Yuta tried to deny his feelings for their Chinese dancer. But when he finally acknowledges them, things don't get much easier.

The Phantom Thief Eros steals fine jewels, but he also has his eye set on Detective Nikiforov's heart. Based off of samochas AU

Kara Danvers pulls off the greatest and most accidental heist in history

She thought her fires had burned dead when it came to Jaime Lannister, but the sight of him stirred the cold embers of her heart, to unveil something she thought long extinguished. She grabbed his hand, stopping him from going any further. He misunderstood and brought her hand close to his lips, kissing her finger tips, placing her hand against his unshaven face.

Peggy Carter gets asked to dance while on a night of leave by Sargent James Barnes and she learns something she never expected. But she, Sargent Barnes, and Captain Rogers come to an arrangement that works for all three of them with this new information.

They speak Festian when the conversation is private. Sometimes even in not very private spaces. Like in the main hanger during a repair session. And sometimes, just very rarely, someone has a problem with that.

Kim Taehyung: 19 years old.Senior at Pyeongsaeng High School.President of the Student Council, Math Club and Glee Club.Kind, caring, quiet and reserved.Missing one of his front teeth.Knocked out at age 7, courtesy of his childhood bully: Jeon Jungkook.The Mission: Ruin Jeon Jungkook's life in exactly 30 days.However, Taehyung doesn't consider the boy may ruin his life instead...Again.

In every generation there is a Chosen One. He alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness. He is the Slayer. One month after the death of his Watcher, Yakov Feltsman, sixteen-year old Yuri Plisetsky struggles to deal with the grief he feels at Yakov's death as well as the burden he bears at being a vampire slayer, particularly keeping his secret from his best friend, Otabek Altin. Yuri's brother, Viktor, struggles as well, having traded ballet and the Bolshoi for lawnmowers and suburbia following the death of their mother two years prior. Into both of their lives walks Yuuri Katsuki, a walking knot of contradictions, with his ugly tie and slicked back hair, bearing the news that he, now, is Yuri's new Watcher.