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The Antidote

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Bilbo Baggins had lived a comfortable life in the Shire, tending to his garden, minding his own business. And then the Dwarves thought they could come and disturb his life with stories of faraway kingdoms, enchanted kings and magical gardens. Bilbo was not amused. A different take on the quest where Erebor never fell, Thorin has been poisoned and the Dwarves are in dire need of a gardener.
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Bilbo lay on the ground and watched as the moon and stars slowly faded back into existence, and the light of dawn crept over the horizon. The world around took shape again, and even the endless hills were a welcome sight after the oppressive darkness of the ravine. Thorin knelt beside him and watche
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