might've took the long way

They were villains, but even they had a damn line. The League made a big mistake trying to get them to cross it. (Set after 'The Thin Gray Line')

Dean and Castiel's first time having sex totally doesn't include them crying like babies. Crossposted from Tumblr.

Even without the rifle scope, even almost two years after the last Mission, he still spent a lot of time watching things. But seriously, this place was a circus sideshow even on a slow day. And Bucky just might be a part of it.

Kent Parson has his life together a solid 40% of the time. That drops to a shaky 30% when the Aces management hires Eric Bittle, recent Samwell graduate and more recent ex-boyfriend of Jack Zimmermann, to babysit his tweeting habits.

Kim Taehyung: 19 years old.Senior at Pyeongsaeng High School.President of the Student Council, Math Club and Glee Club.Kind, caring, quiet and reserved.Missing one of his front teeth.Knocked out at age 7, courtesy of his childhood bully: Jeon Jungkook.The Mission: Ruin Jeon Jungkook's life in exactly 30 days.However, Taehyung doesn't consider the boy may ruin his life instead...Again.

Law gave Luffy a strained smile, “... Well, this is not going how I planned it.”Luffy gave a small scoff, though his touch remained as gentle as his expression, “Your plans never work Torao, you should know that by now.”

Nori's been in love with the Burglar for ages. Such a shame she doesn't feel the same.

Gladiolus Amicitia is the single father of little Iris and Talcott and the recent widower of Niflheim's Aranea Highwind. Deciding to start afresh, he buys a new house. However, there are few listings he likes and the one he thinks he could call home happens to have a zoo attached to it. Prompto Argentum is the young head keeper of the Three Valleys Wildlife Park and is one of the loyal few who remained since the zoo's closure. His hope of seeing the zoo reopened is revitalised when, at a chance meeting, he is introduced to the potential new owner: a handsome single father of two sweet (albeit overbearing) children. [ABANDONED WORK - APOLOGIES]

The Royal family hires you to be personal maid to their 5th son, Prince Jimin.

“Wait!” He blurts before he can even think about how he could possibly say this out loud. He swallows hard, his face burning for entirely different reasons now. His face feels like it’s glowing as he struggles to find a way to word this strangely sudden but intense desire that won’t make Mihashi completely flip his shit. He comes up blank. “Um. Can I, like, watch?” In which Abe really can't keep his hands off of him.

A continuation of The Eldest Brother, without it this part doesn't make much sense. Both families, the 12&Rise Turtles + ratdads are reunited in the 2012!World <3 Now the rise crew just gotta find a way back. Easy peasy! If there's one thing Raph's been hoping for in his time apart from his family, is that all seven of his little brothers will get along ヾ(^▽^*))) they all are so similar to each other, just like Raph and Rafa are. What is there not to like about themselves, right? ...right?

The hobbits and elf celebrate Elijah's birthday in New Zealand. (Based on a couple interviews and photos while Lord of the Rings was being promoted.)

On a solo mission, Smokescreen finds more than he can handle between two very different shades of red.

Lance who was born and raised in the city is sent to work on a farm for the summer. He thinks this will be some awful experience, but really it's much more. Especially when he finds out that Keith, the runner of the farm, and his new housemate for three months is actually the cutest person to ever live.

"I think my dead son is haunting the manor," says Draco when Harry runs into him in an antique book shop. Driven by yearning and suspicion, Harry offers his help and is drawn into a web of secrets and half-forgotten nightmare. Featured Book: The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection

When Trevor was praying for Yevgeny to grow up a bit faster so that he could actually talk to the kid, this wasn't what he had in mind. One Milkovich was already a handful but having two Milkoviches in the household was proving too much for Trevor to handle. ~ Summary sucks as usual but hopefully you enjoy it nonetheless

There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist. Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

No touchy

A post RF reunion story.

John likes mysteries. And every morning he dips into the local independent coffee bar with his newspaper and ponders another... one Sherlock Holmes. Coffee Shop AU.

"I distinctly said 'get your ass to the bunker' not 'get some ass on your way to the bunker'!"In which Dean is jealous.

Luke is 3 months old. Derek and Stiles have their first big fight.

7 one-shots from 2013 for the A to Z challenge at the LJ Community 1_Million_Words. Ch. 7: Chekov's Christmas Chekov is in high spirits - Christmas, more Christmas, oh - and did he mention Christmas?! His festive spirit gets him in trouble, though. It leads to a disaster on an off-ship exploration mission, but good things come from bad things - like maybe showing your Captain what Christmas really means? Pst, it means family :D

It probably wasn’t a good thing to be so cynical about love at such an early age but honestly could you blame Jinyoung? To be fair he was a typical university student with no real background when it came to matters of the heart, but in his eyes he had enough bitter rejection and sleepless nights to consider himself done with trying. (or where jinyoung has a strict schedule and no time to meet someone new, until someone comes in and put himself on the schedule and jinyoung doesn't argue it.)

When you wake up in the middle of the woods bound by rope, gagged, and completely naked, you know you’re fucked.

Set during House's temporary recovery. When House offers to teach Wilson how to fight, Wilson discovers his kinky nature, leading to after-hours exam-room naughtiness. Warning for kinky fight-sex but nothing too extreme.