Rutting For You

Or, "The Gang Tends Bar: A Coda." “Hey, man. Can I, uh, show you something in the, in the ladies’ room real quick?” Dennis says, and his teeth are a bit clenched, his jaw set, but his tone is still uncharacteristically soft. Despite all the tension in his body, Dennis’s voice remains at odds with the rest of him. After a pause, he throws in a “please” for good measure. “Yeah, sure man,” Mac says. “What’s up, is there something wrong with one of the toilets now that we’ve been getting female customers or something?” “What?” Dennis says, shaking his head. “No, Mac, there’s nothing wrong with the toilets. I just, uh. Wanted to show you something. In the ladies’ room. You know?” His brows are raised, and he’s peering up at Mac through his lashes with this expression that reads like he’s expecting Mac to catch some hidden meaning in his words. But Mac’s not too good at picking up on things like that. Now it’s his turn to get nervous. “I - Okay, Dennis. Sure.”

When it comes to being a Straw Hat, usually your knives end up being used far more often than your words, but that doesn't mean you can't have a little fun with both!

"I think I can actually feel myself getting fatter! Are these moobs? Please tell me I am not getting moobs." Tony shuddered. Steve squeezed him closer to his super soldier body. "Oh," he groaned, "your ass." Steve started grinding against Tony's plushier rear. "Can I ride your dick?" Tony huffed. "If you can find it and if it's in any condition to be ridden, then knock yourself out, cowboy." An experimental serum reveals that Steve has some really unconventional kinks. Tony caters to them without too much emotional distress. Weight gain, breeding kink, other kinks mentioned.

Greg is worried when he hasn't heard from Sherlock or John in over two weeks, so he stages a drugs bust to search 221b. What he finds isn't what he was expecting.

Iori utahime,a sensible and respected teacher at kyoto Tech. teaches literature and music to the junior high schoolers.She is equally loved by her students and honored by her colleagues. Keeping her darkest secrets within herself,she is trying to live happily with her four years old baby boy who has brought the light to her depressed life. The torments she has endured once gets concealed in her warm smile just like she hides the scars of her body beneath the layers of her traditional miko clothes. She thought she had succeeded to break free from the shackles of his obsession,his madness.But did she really? She doesn't even want to imagine the consequences even though a certain pairs of vibrant blue eyes has been always haunting her.The monster she was attempting to hide from was just trailing her behind and she knew if he captures her this time, she would've no ways to escape.

We all know that Orochimaru managed to reanimate, The Previous Hokages. And that he actually let them keep their personalities, right? Well, in my version things went a little different...Orochimaru managed to fully revive, not just reanimate, but he managed to fully revive the Previous Hokages. Unfortunately, he doesn't let them keep their free will and controls them. He's using them to destroy the Hidden Leaf. He even brainwashed Minato and made him believe that Kakashi never got rid of the darkness inside him and has turned evil. So Minato attacks Kakashi and the two end up getting trapped inside a cave. Minato breaks free of Orochimaru's mind control but, only to end up falling victim to Kakashi's sharingan. SMUT! SMUT!

Alec goes to save Madzie from Valentine but she ends up saving him instead.

"Haruhi!" Mori called out and jumped towards her. She fell to the floor and was struggling to breathe. The wheezing had gotten worse in the matter of seconds and she was struggling to get a breath in. Kyouya was next to her a phone in his hand. He passed the device to Hikaru and told him to call an ambulance.

Jimin will never stop loving him, and he’s reminded of this universal truth at that very moment—but another universal truth, and a sad one at that, is that he can’t. Not anymore. Because they’re not Min Yoongi and Park Jimin anymore. They’re just Min Yoongi, and Park Jimin.

On the road, time didn’t exist. Only the feeling of each other’s skin in the back of your Land Rover, of the sharp sting of teeth on your shoulder, mismatched tattoos bared shamelessly to the world. Together, you felt like you could live forever.

There aren't a lot of jobs that an 18-year-old high school dropout is qualified for, especially if he's trying to make rent and help get his band off the ground.

Bones might have a big dick, but "it ain't a party, Jim." So of course Jim wants to show him that it totally is.

This is basically just tooth rotting fluff. It's the start and the beginning of a relationship between these two dorks. It's a bunch of snapshots of their early relationship. It's fluffy and it's cute and it's a lot of words because I couldn't stop writing it, but enjoy?

If watching their friend's sex tape had gone a little differently.

Admiral Chris Pike reads a report and learns a bit more about Captain James T. Kirk at the same time. Pre-Into the Darkness.

"Their gazes hold in the mirror as Remus takes a small step forward, his chest brushing up against Sirius’s knuckles, his arms still behind him in a halfhearted attempt to hook the corset shut. Remus brings his hands up slowly, starting at the base of Sirius’s spine and gently tracing the clasps already closed. Sirius’s hands fall to his sides but not before dragging across Remus’s abdomen, the tops of his thighs, before settling in their natural position. They haven’t spoken. They haven’t looked away." OR Remus has been in love with his best friend for years and everyone knows it but Sirius, who remains completely oblivious to their feelings for each other. So much so, that he asks Remus to help him with an errand--choosing some lingerie he can wear for his boyfriend, who very much is NOT Remus Lupin. The thing is, Sirius didn't tell Remus beforehand what he was helping him with, which might just be a terrible mistake...or the push they needed.

There's no doubt Akutagawa wants him. He just doesn't want to want him.

Ambrose and Cain spend a quiet evening at home.

Set during season four. After a fierce battle with Ethan Rayne Xander is struck by a stray blast cast by Willow, it breaks down the barriers inside his mind unleashing the two spirits that have been joined with him.

It was the biggest secret in the Tower. Darcy Lewis's birthday was a date only known to one man. It was just a convenient coincidence that it happened to fall on his favorite nerd holiday. After another science!bender, Tony is passively reminded of the holiday and its significance, sending him on a mission to try and make it up to Darcy with a more traditional Pi and Darcy Day.

Yuuji has been in the omegan marketplace for as long as he can remember. With the looming fear of being shipped off to a brothel hanging over him he presents as beautifully as he can to passing alphas. He has little hope with how masculine and unappealing he is but...then one takes an interest in him! A handsome high class alpha Gojo Satoru takes interest in him! The catch? Gojo is already bonded and happily in love.

Steve and Tony think that Natasha may be keeping a secret from them. They're absolutely correct.

Team RWBY is thrown into civil war. Hilarity ensues.

Satoru Gojo is the worst kind of teenager—the kind who has never been told "no" before. Toji Fushiguro is not a good man. He's a murderer with a gambling addiction who fucks omegas to get a free babysitter for a kid he never sees. When he gets a job offer as a "bodyguard" to the most powerful sorcerer in the world, he knows the offer is too good for trash like him. What he doesn't know is why the overpowered omega is insistent on ruining his life for him.

Jim is absolutely mad about Spock's freckles. Spock isn't so sure.

When Kuroo met Kenma for the first time, he had no idea he would end up proposing to him a few years later. When Kenma met Kuroo for the first time, he had no idea he would never be able to refuse the messy-haired boy anything.