one-sided crowley/furfur

Yoo Joonghyuk slaps him. “Joonghyuk-ah, what the fuck-” “Shut up,” Yoo Joonghyuk hisses, a scarred hand plastered over Kim Dokja’s mouth. An agonising minute passes before he pries his lips open, “Dokja-ya.” [Exclusive skill ‘Fourth Wall’ has been shaken!] “Huh,” Kim Dokja dumbly says, heat crawling up his neck. Uriel matchmakes Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk with a scenario. It works. (Clear Conditions: Completion of the list 'Expressions of Undying Camaraderie' by incarnations Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk.)

Kaminari Denki’s mission seems simple enough—tail one of his agency’s most senior agents to ascertain if he’s a double agent or not, and report back without being discovered. It’s his first solo mission since he’d been accepted into the senior division, his first time working with an off-site handler and receiving a mission from the agency’s leader, but it should be simple. Just like a walk in the park, even. But then Bakugou Katsuki appears in all his glorious assholery, and Denki’s mission doesn’t seem so simple anymore. How is he meant to do anything if there’s a guy who’s trying to blow his cover through aggressive flirting? There’s more to Bakugou than just a not-so-handsome face, though… and there’s more to the mission than gathering intel on a suspected mole. Alternately: Kaminari’s gay, Bakugou’s horny, and everyone else suffers (except for Nedzu, because Nedzu is always the one that makes others suffer).