Pomegranates
: A Very Spideypool Twist on Hades/Persephone, in which Persephone!Peter is determined to love Hades!Wade, Cerebus is a good pupper and the Underworld doesn't stand a chance against Peter's flirting.///////
“I just barely got Cerebus trained to be vicious again." Wade protested. "You’re going to ruin them!”
“Oh no, not a vicious Cerebus!” Peter gasped in mock horror, then tipped his head back and whistled, and in the distance, Cerebus answered with an excited howl.
“And um, if you’re going to stay, you’ll need a throne.” Wade said next and Peter’s eyes crinkled when he grinned. “Unfortunately there isn’t room for a second one in here so…”
“So, I suppose I’ll have to sit on your lap.” Peter said solemnly. “Any other complaints, oh guardian of the Underworld?”
“I thought I’d lost you.” Wade’s voice cracked then and Peter magicked a pomegranate blossom out of thin air and into his palm, dusting the petals over Wade’s lips.
“Never, my love. Never.”