Only the Tender Meat

Prompt: Imagine the governor being alive. He attacked the prison but survived with some of his men. He never stopped having his desire for revenge against Rick and Michonne. So he has been following them, watching their movements, until one day he kidnappes Carl because that’s his logic at the moment “Michonne killed my baby girl, I’ll kill your boy if you don’t bring her to me, Rick”. Imagine Rick BEGGING for Negan’s help and having to work together to save Carl. SO! I did a thing. Its not a very good one, but hopefully itll help me get over my writers block. (it didnt. I'm sorry.)

Loki may have tried to enslave the planet, but Tony sure doesn't plan on letting a stupid little detail like that come between him and the (admittedly very remote) possibility of Happily Ever After with his prince. Three months after the failed invasion in New York, he seems to have found the way to give their relationship a second chance. It just involves interplanetary travel, an abundance of magical hijinx, and an attempt to outsmart a race of ancient pagan deities. No biggie. This story is a direct sequel to "Are You There, God of Mischief? It's Me, Tony".

Lance’s hand darted out and grabbed him—just like that. And it felt so real and he looked and smelled and was like Lance. Keith couldn’t deny how much he missed Lance, but not enough to fall for a goddamn hallucinogenic dream.“Whoa, hey, close one,” Lance laughed. They stared at each other for a solid minute before Lance’s eyes dipped down and turned up again. “Is that… Is that my jacket?” - - - Ever since Lance passed away, Keith has been a mess and can't help but sense that some part of Lance is still with him at all times, and it doesn't help that they never resolved anything between them. So when Lance reappears asking to see his parents, Keith's desperation leads him to help Lance on this cross-country journey if it means getting to patch up whatever the hell happened before Lance died.

Hermione is forced to make a decisson. No one knows what it will be until it is put before her. This is her story from the first night till the ending.

fem Genji loves her sister.

When Captain Steve Rogers wakes from an injury-induced coma, a lot has changed in the battle against the Kaiju. There are new Jaegers with new pilots, new advances in the study of the beasts, even new rules in the Shatterdome. It’s starting to seem like they’re finally ready to defeat the monsters once and for all, but first Steve must learn to get along with his new team of pilots. Especially the troublesome Tony Stark, who’s proving to be harder to deal with than the Kaiju problem itself.

The (mis)adventures of picking up one stray Min Yoongi and the things you do for love.

Just what the title says.1) Castiel/Dean Erotic Asphyxiation2) Sam/Dean anal beads3) Ezekiel/Dean undisclosed identity (dub-con)

Victor is a big shot published author who has lost his motivation. Yuuri is an English teacher who writes fan fictions and has aspirations of being a published author one day. Chris introduces Victor to fan fiction to hopefully get his motivation to write back. Things get interesting when Victor discovers Yuuri's fan fiction of his work...

As (loosely) inspired by real life, this is the wedding reception AU (you didn’t ask for, but will get) in which Yuuri Katsuki catches the bride’s bouquet and (shortly after) gets smashed at a wedding reception, then dirty dances with his best friend, (sort of) seduces a (hot) platinum-haired trust-fund baby named Viktor, and ends up being hounded for his identity (by said trust-fund baby and his friends and family) on social media.

Castiel is a wolf without a pack, without a home, without hope. One day he crosses paths with a man in a red hood.

Yunho and Changmin get caught kissing and are given detention. Yunho just wants to write his lines. Changmin, however, has other ideas.

Bruce is in love with Superman. There’s no doubt about that. Superman is kind and selfless and good and quite honestly the best friend Bruce’s ever had. But.

“Nigel, may I see your penis, please?” Adam walked past Nigel to settle on the sofa, back straight, attention focused on Nigel.^That's pretty much all you need to know, I think.

Prompt: "I want to tie you up and have my way with you." Erik changes his plans about going to sleep, being able to bend metal comes in handy

He is the first seer the Potter family has ever had, but is it really as much of a blessing as it appears? Harry knows he has a chance prevent the horrors of the First Wizarding War from ever happening and set things right. Things don't go quite as planned, however, and Harry instead finds himself being part of a larger game with hidden rules. A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired pawn that is trying to survive the war that looms.

Post DH AU. Severus Snape is the only one who can heal the injuries inflicted on Harry by a vengeful Bellatrix Lestrange.Warnings: Dark themes: mention of rape, torture and psychological damage. Possibly slightly gruesome. And whimsical.Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended

Akutagawa had always been weird, but lately it had gotten out of hand

"So, okay, Britta," Annie says, "this thing you gave me is seriously just a scrap of ripped looseleaf that says 'IOU one shopping spree at A Woman's Touch.' I do not even know what that is." Britta does an excited little leap in the air and claps her hands. "It's me deciding to help you discover your true womanhood."

Jung Hoseok is a skilled thief who can break into almost anything. Unfortunately, he is caught and is questioned by none other than police chief Min Yoongi, with whom he attempts to shamelessly flirt. But Hoseok doesn't realize that Yoongi is in fact, his soulmate.

One of these days, Lance will learn to keep his stupid mouth shut.

Sam is sick (and only getting worse) while John and Dean are away on a hunt.

Roderich gets lost from his pod - because of course he does - and his brothers are too preoccupied to notice. Having worn himself out, he starts to sing to calm himself down. With every note, he hopes that his pod will hear and come back for him. Vash is swimming nearby with his sister and ends up the one who hears the beautiful lament. Deciding against his better judgment, he investigates the mysterious song.