I guess I'll know when I get there

Everyone had their own thoughts and feelings about seeing their hero suck face with an (ex?)convict, and it went a little something like this. SasuNaru. This fic is a silly, silly thing. I don't apologize.

Jimin and Yoongi are finally dating and everything would be perfect if Taehyung would stop freaking cockblocking them. Every time Jimin and Yoongi seem to have a moment to themselves, an unintentionally oblivious Taehyung somehow ruins the moment. So Jimin devises the perfect plan; to get Taehyung a boyfriend so he'll leave the two of them alone. Enter Jeon Jungkook, a shy boy who has no friends and is Taehyung's secret crush and Jimin's new target. Part two of Math Tutor and takes place immediately after the end of it.

Mal’s strange illness. It’s contagious. She got Evie sick. OR The stress and lack of food from living on the Isle cause some bodily delays for Mal and Evie. Now that they are in Auradon, their hormones can catch up. They are not prepared for it. ALSO In which the Isle kids refer to sex as 'fucking' and Fairy Godmother is not paid enough for this.

Lance struggles in space. He knows that he is doing good by being part of the Voltron team, but everything is just constantly moving, difficult, and unrelenting. He's tired. He doesn't know what's keeping him going anymore.

Lena loves to paint, a hobby that is discouraged by Lillian Luthor but more then encouraged by Kara Danvers. Also known as 5 times Lena painted something for Kara, and Kara fell more in love every single time.

Bucky accidentally bruises you during a make out sessions, which you actually enjoyed, however Bucky feeling guilty leaves and goes to Steve's floor. When he finds out HYDRA has taken you he and the team rush to help you. So in this the reader actually kinda likes having Bucky bruise/mark her if this bothers/offends you please do not read. I haven't written in a while so sorry if it sucks please be kind.

For a variety show challenge, Jimin must tell Yoongi every day for 100 days that he loves him. Yoongi was not prepared for this... An alternative perspective to the very much loved The 100-Day Love Challenge written by Jeosheo.

In the end, Kairi's the one who catches him leaving. Or, AU where Riku realises he's in love with Sora and leaves early for his mission to find Aqua. Post 3D.

Peter Parker is missing and Spider-man is nowhere to be found. It's been a year, and Deadpool is tired of waiting in order to reconcile with Spider-man over the long ago fight that ended their friendship. So Deadpool puts his all into finding out where Spidey went and why he's in hiding. The answer... was extraordinarily unexpected. But Wade will do anything to fix the rift he created, so he puts his everything into keeping Peter - and three dozen surprises - safe from everyone else.

Little Red Riding Hood meets science fiction, as a lunar base finds itself under siege, and sole survivor Poppy falls prey to an alien life form.

How do you comfort someone who is grieving over his hurt lover?

Stiles doesn't mind Derek being loud when they have sex. Most of the time. But with the Sheriff downstairs it becomes quite an issue and they could use a bit quieter behavior. Luckily for all of them, Stiles is a resourceful person.

Cas has given up his grace to hunt with the Winchesters, but that's not the only thing that's been a long time in the making. A strange potential case perks Dean's interest, if for no other reason than it pushes every geeky button he's got. An impossible murder committed with a sword from a special collection of weapons straight out of the Lord of the Rings leads them to discover another treasure they've waited far too long to find again.

Two years ago, Dorian Pavus answered Iron Bull's ad for a spouse to keep him company out on his orchard in Ferelden and since then Iron Bull thought they had settled into a comfortable marriage. He begins to question that after Dorian's old lover pays them a visit and he wonders if he really is giving Dorian the life he deserves. Or, Iron Bull is a farmer and just wants to be a good husband to Dorian.

Within the Void, the Outsider and those with the fortitude to comprehend it without going mad can witness every possibility in the multiverse, from minute differences such as different weather formations in a day, to drastic changes like Jessamine Kaldwin surviving her assassination attempt. In one such timeline, Emily Kaldwin's quest to bring down Duke Abele and retake her throne from the tyranny of Delilah Copperspoon ended up being much more sexually charged and provocative than most others. This is the story of that timeline. AKA Dishonored 2's main low-chaos, no-kill Emily story but with porn, romance, and other differences. :PFormerly known as "The Kinky Adventures of Emily Kaldwin".As of 11/7/17, all chapters have been fully edited for plot consistency and spelling/grammar!

Nanu thought his night would be uneventful until he finds his Persian outside the station, and with it, an unconscious Guzma. Nanu was wrong; his night and the following days were going to be more eventful, and interesting, than he bargained for. A year and a half later, Nanu is recruited to help either kill or capture the Ultra Beasts that had come to Alola through Lusamine’s actions. When the hunt for the UBs starts, Nanu does not like how many people begin to involve themselves in the dangerous matter. But the only person that Nanu really doesn’t want to get involved in the Ultra Beast hunt is Guzma, because anyone who is a Faller is in danger. And Nanu doesn’t want the past to repeat itself. Chapter 15 is now finished!

Patrick Kane exposes himself in the locker room to Shawsy, Leddy, and Hayes. Jonathan Toews is not happy about this.

Gintoki loves turning your words against you.

A night at a motel with Dean Winchester. He slams the motel door shut and turns to you, grinning wolfishly. You shudder under his gaze and whisper his name. Dean. He strides over to where you’re sitting on the bed, the streetlight outside the only illumination as his lithe body shifts towards you. He’s like panther stalking its prey, and you’re almost scared of him. As it is, you reach out for him.

Harry sets his hands on the counter and leans over them, looks Louis in the eye and says, “Louis, would you like to go bird watching with me?” Louis just blinks at him for a moment, like he’s not sure how to respond, then says, voice slow and unsure, “Is that a euphemism?” Also known as: Harry is an ornithologist and Louis owns the camera repair shop where Harry gets his photos printed. Niall works for Louis, Liam works with Harry, and Zayn paints. There's a cat, some camping, some bird watching, and obscene amounts of fluff.

Kink Meme Prompt: Noctis, Ignis and Gladio all grew up as perfect targets for kidnapping/ransom. Obviously at some point they were each sat down by an adult and told what to do in the event that they get taken. They would have been taught basic things like, try to connect with your kidnapper so they're less likely to hurt you, and more advanced things like how to secretly give clues to your location when the kidnapper has you make a 'proof of life' phonecall. What their instructors didn't count on was the fact that they're all little shits. (Noctis keeps getting kidnapped and his responses keep getting more... well. More Noctis.)

In which the night that jughead kisses Betty, he tells her he's got nowhere to sleep and she insists he sleep in her bed. Horny angel beans results in fucking.I wrote this before ep. 7 came out so that doesn't exist

Continuation from Thawing From The Inside. This picks up at the beginning of Season 2 and goes from there.TTFI was fundamentally a hopeful story; this one is a bit less sweet. No explicit Rodney/anybody else, but some Pining John here and there. After all, McKay's apparently still holding out hope for the white picket fence and wife and kids. "O fie upon this single life. Forgo it.We read how Daphne, for her peevish flight,Became a fruitless bay-tree; Syrinx turnedTo the pale empty reed; AnaxareteWas frozen into marble: whereas thoseWhich married, or proved kind unto their friends,Were, by a gracious influence, transshapedInto the olive, pomegranate, mulberry:Became flowers, precious stones, or eminent stars.”Antonio (3.2.24-32)(The Duchess of Malfi, John Webster)

"Haruhi!" Mori called out and jumped towards her. She fell to the floor and was struggling to breathe. The wheezing had gotten worse in the matter of seconds and she was struggling to get a breath in. Kyouya was next to her a phone in his hand. He passed the device to Hikaru and told him to call an ambulance.

Tons of shitty oneshots about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Anthony Ramos. Everything's the same, except Lin doesn't have a wife, because boundaries, yo.

The bass is near deafening, causing tremors to be felt in the bar top from it. Derek really wishes this club wasn’t the only place in a five-mile radius that stocked alcohol with wolfsbane. You’d think that it being supposedly the place for supernatural creatures in Beacon Hills, they’d cater to the sensitive ears of werewolves and keep the volume at a level that didn’t threaten to send drinks toppling off tables. Derek finishes off his beer and moves to get up when he feels it.

Lucifer should have known better. They're called gods for a reason, and he's killed one of their own. He's not the only one plotting, and some plans are far closer to fruition than his own.

When Enjolras is invited to Marius and Cosette’s wedding, he fully intends to ignore the ‘plus one’ on the invite. He’s busy at work and he has a lot on - he doesn’t have time for relationships. What he doesn’t expect is for Grantaire to invite himself along and then hit it off immediately with all of his friends. Now if everyone can just stop assuming he and Grantaire are dating, Combeferre and Courfeyrac will stop giving him that look, and they can get through the entire two weeks without bringing up what happened at Christmas, everything will be just fine.