Not the Ordinary Type

What you need to know is this: it’s an alternative universe story in which, obviously, the impossible is possible.

Explorations and discoveries, a wormhole to Earth, a spy, a new drug, attempted escape, daring rescue. Also, some schmoop, a hint of smut, some silliness, and lots of talking over food.

"Do male omegas menstruate?" That's the stupidest question America had ever heard.

Asami finds himself in the middle of what seems like a nightmare, but which feels all too real.

Iwaizumi is lonely and Kindaichi suggests a way to find a friend.

Victorian AU: Bond is a disillusioned government operative who is given a mission to infiltrate child-prostitute-procurer Silva's underground network in London's East End. He must pose as a gentleman interested in purchasing a pubescent virgin in order to discover and destroy Silva's web of exploitation and abuse. He is not expecting to become personally involved in the life of one fourteen-year-old boy known only as Q, a former street rat and the prize possession of Silva's brothel.

The gods have caused Rozemyne's untimely death but the garden still needs saving. Wracked with guilt and needing to sweeten the deal, Rozemyne is made an offer she can't refuse. She takes a chance and makes her demands hoping this go around the garden leads to an easier life.

Part Five of "Standoff" series: follows Unwritten Rule.Series Conclusion. All segments of the series can stand alone. But they do go together! :-) Gibbs and Tony have come far in understanding their relationship and getting together. Tony remembers, Gibbs flips out, Tony holds firm, and Gibbs is full of surprises!

Peter felt the pain of his body trying to knit itself together even as it was torn apart. His spidey-sense screaming at him of the danger, danger that he couldn't escape. He begged anyway, begged Mr. Stark to save him. He knew it wasn't fair on the man... he did it anyway. Holding back tears, Peter apologized to his mentor as he fades away into dust. Green, a bright fluorescent Green fills his vision, he's drowning in it. Drowning. He can't breathe, the green fills his nostrils, his mouth, his lungs. Until he isn't, he's not drowning and he breathes in desperately, coughing out the green liquid as he greedily gasps for air. There's no one to tell Peter he's okay, not the warming presence of his Aunt, the scent of cinnamon to fill his nostrils, nor the motor oil he'd become so familiar with from his mentor. He was well and truly alone in this cold, dark world. Would he find a way home? Or would he have to create a new one in the unfamiliar world? (I've set this work as Mature for the heavy mentions and depictions of self-harm and suicidal thoughts)

“I’m dating Al-Haitham,” Kaveh says out loud, to test the words on his tongue, or something. Then again, “I’m dating Al-Haitham.” All right. Great. So he’s dating Al-Haitham. Al-Haitham and Kaveh get together. Nothing changes, except, no—that's not right.

“You are going to crawl in to that living room and sit at my feet. You will be the prefect sub all day today James. No snark, no words unless I speak directly to you. I know you remember the formal training and what WAS expected of subs from our day. I want it all, and it will be prefect.” He gets behind James and pulls his hips up and his jeans down. Just as I though he is not fully healed yet but it is a near thing another hour or so and he will be. Sir has not recaged him yet either.

It's hard for Sherlock to cope after the wedding. Between drugs injections and working on cases, Sherlock debates whether or not this life is worth living without John by his side.

They say desperate times call for desperate measures, but Tachibana Makoto never imagined they’d involve an audition for a porn studio. Neither did he expect the studio’s star actor – a guy Makoto’s been, well... admiring from the other side of a screen and a pixel mosaic -- to be his first co-star, or that the eccentric and enigmatic Haruka isn’t the only troublesome thing awaiting him at Free!Boys Studios…

Kim Namjoon and Kim Seokjin have been together for an eternity, and Seokjin felt like it was damn time to get a baby... ... And now they have five...

Steve discovers electronic messaging, much to Tony's dismay.

Following Kurloz was a terrible idea and you knew it. You're just unable to help it...like always. Something about him is a little too intoxicating.

When anyone sees how well Akashi Masaomi and Furihata Kouki get along together (the older man already has wedding arrangements started even though Seijuurou hasn't even proposed to his omega yet!) it's hard to believe that Masaomi actually despised Kouki when they first met.

Operation Pitfall was a success. The Breach had been closed. There had been losses, but there had also been survivors. Like Chuck Hansen, who had been found in an escape pod, seriously and rather badly injured, but alive. His recovery opens Raleigh's eyes to something he hadn't known about the other pilot, that only a select few actually do.He finds himself stunned and slightly awed, and very much drawn to the other man... even in the shape he is in.And maybe, just maybe, he can get away with calling Chuck Hansen an adorable fuzz face in the future, too....

Lena wants more excitement in her life rather than being seen as the angelic doll her parents present her to be. On her birthday she takes a fresh start and visits a club where she meets a bartender who appeals to her. Meanwhile she doesn't know the secrets her family has kept from her, doesn't know she may not be so human after all. Kara is living her life in the shadows, posing as a human ever since she made mistakes under the influence of red kryptonite. She partly blames herself for aliens being hunted down and deported. Her past has forced her to ignore her true nature, until there is someone in her life who inspires her.

Tasha's decisions have never carried much weight.

“Why, with all of the safe houses that are in the name of the royal family, are we staying with your parents?”-Royalty AU where HRH Prince Adam Lallana must go into hiding, protected only by his least favorite member of his security team: Jordan Henderson.

“That makes six nights in a row,” Harry informed Nick later in the day as he finished loading bottles into the dishwasher. “The first two times it was a bad dream, but now he doesn’t even give an excuse.” Or, Niall has developed the habit of wanting to sleep in Harry's bed every night.

Satsuki thinks about not thinking. Ryuko sleeps. These things aren't unrelated. [As fluffy as I can make it!]

Enjolras is going to learn to enjoy anal or die trying.

There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist. Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

The course of true love never did run smooth... or so the saying goes. Another year into his relationship with Cas, and Dean's got a lot to think about. It's affects their sex-life so much, they decide to head back to The Pit for some inspiration... And find help in the most unexpected ways. (Not necessary to read the previous parts in this verse.)

AU-Soulmates. Universe where every one is born with a small mark on the inside of their wrist counting down to the time when they will meet their soulmate. Sherlock has little interest in meeting his soulmate until a certain event changes his mind for him; or should I say a certain person?

Adapted from a Tumblr prompt: instead of one adult, postwar character waking up at age eleven with full knowledge of what's to come and a determination to make it go better this time around, what if several of them did? Or: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Neville, Luna, Fred, and George each find themselves children again, fully aware of what's to come and plotting like mad to make it not happen--and each completely unaware that their classmates have found themselves in the same situation and are planning much the same thing. One person armed with foreknowledge can deftly reweave the timestream. Several people armed with foreknowledge are more likely to tangle it into spaghetti. And it doesn't help that maybe not everyone wants the same happy ending.

Donald Pierce is a good man to you, a good husband and a good father to your daughter, no matter how much he doubts it. [playlist, that I haven't ordered and there may be doubles of songs: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8nGAxy0iL1vSBNgZAZtfMrtvxcFknEt3 ]