Domestic

It's time for Tony Stark's Halloween party, and Clint and Phil are getting ready. Phil makes a dashing John Steed, but Clint is not his Mrs. Peel - and that's a problem.

Thor's new prize of war is very confused about what has, or in this case, has not happened to him.

When Phichit invites Victor, Yuuri, and Chris to a club to go dancing with him after Skate America everyone learns something. Or seven instances of kink in two developing romantic relationships.

Shimada brothers decide to introduce their teammates to their dragons. Hanzo forgot that his dragons (being an extension of his soul) can easily identify his soulmate.

John's got a bit of a voice kink. Which is okay, because Lestrade likes to talk dirty.

"In the center of it all, on her desk, is a gorgeous glass vase full of over two dozen lavender roses. “Pretty,” she murmurs as she comes around to look at them. In the middle of the light purple flowers is a small card, thank you written in elegant script over the surface. There’s no name, but there doesn’t need to be." A love story, told with flowers.

Ignis and Gladio catch Noctis in not just a lie but a rather...compromising position. He's unrepentant so they decide their prince needs to learn a lesson or two.

Reposted now that I have worked out how to format on here properly! Dumbledore requests Snape to recommence Harry's Occlumency Lessons. Snape decides it is time for a different approach. A look at human emotion. Set in Harry's 7th year therefore not canon compliant Dumbledore not dead etc HP/SS rated M for a reason HP/SS

He had his reservations at first. But the more he watched the boy, the more he realised how much the boy was just like Yoichi. And just like how Yoichi was the one who started it all, he felt that the boy has what it takes to end it conclusively, once and for all. But not with how the blond oaf is doing things. He will need to take over. Just like how his quirk shifted the speed of objects however fast or slow he liked, Kudou is going to shift the gears of fate, so that the battle between good and evil is finally brought to an end. Though, he never could’ve foreseen developing paternal feelings for the boy in the process.

Patrick Kane exposes himself in the locker room to Shawsy, Leddy, and Hayes. Jonathan Toews is not happy about this.

“Sam?” shouts Castiel, finally opening his eyes again. “What are you doing in Dean’s body? Where’s Dean?” His eyes are the widest they’ve ever been, it’s a miracle they’re still hanging on in his skull. Sam slowly gets up to go look at himself in the bathroom mirror and, there you have it, it’s Dean Winchester looking back at him, green eyes, crew cut and… stubble-burned face, apparently. “Forget about me Cas, how did YOU get into my brother?” he asks suspiciously.

Darcy and the battle of the Mutated Demonic Monkey Bunny.

Clary and Jace are getting married. And aside from this bringing marriage into the topic of conversation between him and his boyfriend, Alec wouldn’t mind. After all, with his bothers budding romance growing closer and closer day by day, Alec had been expecting it. What he hadn’t expected was the prospect of being dragged along to a female strip club for Jace’ bachelor party the day before the big affair. Magnus, of course, finds it hilarious.Awkward, stuttering Alec ensues. And lots of Malec fluff because.

The Lightwood-Bane family had moved in the years since the wedding, to a small house Magnus had owned for at least a century before ever meeting Alec. It was quieter than the loft, which was where Jace and Clary had moved to after their own marriage. It had been a gift from Magnus to his Biscuit. He’d joked at the time that since Clary waltzed in as if she owned the place, then she may as well actually own the place. Alec took off his gear, which didn’t take as long anymore since the shadow world had managed to find a measure of peace in the last few years.

Gamzee finds himself on Earth. It's... difficult.

Continuation of previous AHCOD ficlet: Eridan running away from home on the back roads of the Midwest, cold and hungry, entirely alone. A dude with Danny Zuko hair in a beat-up Camaro ends up offering him a ride. Humanstuck: Cronus and Eridan are not super closely related. A spinoff of a ficlet, and best read after the original. THIS FIC HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. There will not be further updates. My apologies to anyone who was hoping for more, but this one's not going to be continued.

In which John Watson ejaculates without rhyme or reason, and Sherlock Holmes requires some clarification and a bed.

Yoongi wakes Hoseok up early, still feeling guilty for breaking the rules.

Peter was in mid sentence, talking about how Derek fought against Ennis, when the door opened, revealing a tired and weak looking Derek. “I am just heading to bed” he whispered, going upstairs. He used Cora's room, since he wanted to be alone, and his bed is here. Stiles excused himself, saying he had to go to the toilet, but he went up to Derek. Stiles went to Cora's room, knocking on the door. “Derek? Can I come in?” Stiles called quietly.

What if you took Zen up on *that* offer?

Donald Pierce is a good man to you, a good husband and a good father to your daughter, no matter how much he doubts it. [playlist, that I haven't ordered and there may be doubles of songs: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8nGAxy0iL1vSBNgZAZtfMrtvxcFknEt3 ]

Sometimes young love doesn't work out the way that you would hope. Indulgent young McHanzo separating and meeting again when they're older. I just spent 60 years writing this, so that's all the summary I can manage.

The scariest monsters are not the one hiding under your bed, but the ones hiding under your skin.

——> Indulging my Medical Kink, and also taking advantage of the fact that I love me some dominating, somewhat cold-at-times Hermann Gottlieb.

A watersports prompt @snarry_splitpea requested and it turned into...well, this.

Red & Lizzie are on their way to meet an important contact who is the key to landing Number Nine on the Blacklist, a breakdown en route causes them to seek shelter for the night and their relationship changes forever. Shameless Red/Lizzie fic that is attempting plot as well as hot monkey sex. Hailing from the UK, we've only had 2 Eps at the time this was started, so this should be considered totally AU.

You have been surviving, not thriving, on an island. Was this divine punishment for the things you had done in life? When you have all but accepted your fate to die alone in this shitty paradise, your ticket to freedom washes up on shore, but is it wise to accept the ride? The real question is: would it mean trouble for you or for THEM?

Cat left to dive. Kara tries to find her, and finds something she wishes she could forget.

Prompto's parents are not around much, and when his dad does come home Prompto dreads it. Prompto tries to hide what's happening to him from Noctis, but when his Dad goes so far Prompto might have to break down and accept help from others, for his safety and theirs.