Should Have Said

In which a child is born, and nobody is ever going to sleep ever again.

Louis lifts a brow in his direction and shakes Harry’s hand. “You’ve seen some of my movies? Didn’t think you were into my kind of films, mate.” Harry squeezes Louis’ hand once before he lets go and lifts a shoulder. “Should’ve clarified that, I guess. I’m a big fan of you, actually. Nice cock.” [harry and louis are porn stars. harry is louis' first boy.]

Billa miscarries in Laketown

Nico Di Angelo barely escaped from Tartarus with his life -and his sanity - but the land of the living presents a whole new kind of pain. Namely in the form of one Son of Poseidon. Nico's journey from The Last Olympian to the Trials of Apollo. WARNING SPOILERS

It was almost awkward being in this room- a bedroom he’d practically lived in for his entire life, a bedroom he knew better than his own room back in his family’s stuffed up mansion- because despite the fact that this room belonged to his best lifelong friend, Killua had never been in here like this before. In a black cat suit. With cat ears and a matching tail. As Chat Noir. (Miraculous Ladybug au, with Gon as Ladybug and Killua as Chat!)

When Jin brings home a homeless man he found collapsed and bleeding in a children's park, he didn't expect all the luggage this mysterious and almost other worldly man brings with him. AKA I finally get to write about fallen angel Tae taking over Jin.

“You know if you did your missions as well as you suck dick, we’d all be millionaires” Gio laughed, watching Mista turn cross eyed.

“It’ll be fun,” Alex insists, rotating the screen again so that he can open up the website. “It’s… fish, love.” Alex rolls his eyes. “It’s way more than that. Have you never been to an aquarium before?” “Why on earth would I go to an aquarium?"---I'm forcing the boys to go on a date - they deserve it <3

For the first decade after the war, Harry Potter disappeared. At the same time, Jamie Evander appeared in Amsterdam, on a secret mission. It could be a coincidence. But coincidence and fate look an awful lot alike if you squint. Especially when Amsterdam suddenly becomes home to another Hogwarts alumni, who is also trying to hide.

By now Carlos knew that whenever Cecil said something was normal, it was almost certainly something that was worth looking into. "Maybe an isolated pocket of some kind of congenital analgesia, or a beneficial mutation," he muttered, his mind racing. "Cecil! Come into the lab, I want to run some tests!" "Science? On me?" Cecil's eyes widened as Carlos unlocked the door. "Me... inside?" he said, which wasn't actually a sentence, and at any other time his tongue-tied nervousness would have been adorable, but there was science waiting, so Carlos just nodded impatiently. "Yes, yes, come on!" "B-but what about the forms..." Cecil stammered as he stepped inside, looking around wide-eyed. "The date's not over until we say it is," Carlos replied, flipping on the buzzing fluorescent lights to reveal the contents of his lab.

“Out of everyone here… you’re the easiest to talk to.”

“Ymir, stop. I'm trying to study”. Not giving a rat's ass about her girlfriend's request, Ymir smiled and mumbled, bringing her lips up to Christa's ear and nibbling a little bit, the way she knew the other girl loved “Mmm. You can keep doing that if you like. I don't mind”. Christa gulped down and closed her eyes, trying to keep her composure. “You know very well I can't do that with you trying to fuck me” she said, trying to sound as serious as before and failing a little. SnK AU. Yumikuri. One Shot. Porn without Plot.

With death comes a chance for revenge for Harry. Too many dark secrets from his life make themselves known. Will everyone who hurt him be punished, or will some be able to redeem themselves? Dark-but-not-evil!Vampire!Slytherin!Harry. HP/DM slash eventually. HP/many at first. This will not be a depressing/dark story.

It was no secret that we, as weak – willed humans, give into some of life’s greatest pleasures, even if you know there could be serious consequences. Even if it meant checking the lock on the bathroom door 10 times before hopping in the shower, only to check the door one more time and then, only then, allow your hands to wander to where you need them most. When you are living in a house with 12 older guys, the ramifications of being caught could very well just ruin his life. Being the youngest, he was expected to be innocent and full of aegyo, but behind doors, he was just as horny as everyone else. OR Dino finds out everyone fucks in the dorm and wants to join in.

Castiel, Crowley, and Meg come out to explain some things to Lucifer and Dean, and Dean ends up finding something he didn't know he was missing

Certainly Jeeves doesn't ask for very much time off. Ever since the time he returned from an afternoon with his aunt (yes, he voluntarily spends time with an aunt!) to find the absolute cock-up I'd made of a poached egg and toast for tea, I think he may be somewhat reluctant to abandon the fort, to tell you the truth. Sometimes I have to positively order him to take a spot of rest and relaxation, for his own good. So it was on this particular morning, when I thought I detected the slightest hint of a droop in his starch. "Jeeves," I asked from the comfort of my bed, "how long has it been since you took a day off?"

His request was ludicrous, but the way he writhed and whined against the bed drove Liam crazy. Niall comes out to the boys, experiences many one night stands, comes out to the world, and his new lack of physical contact drives him to desperate measures.

Cat left to dive. Kara tries to find her, and finds something she wishes she could forget.

Steve's dreams find themselves invaded until he just can't take it anymore. Or where Steve gets his best friend back. And it's like nothing's changed between them since before Bucky fell. Aside from the mysterious stranger riding his cock while he's sleeping, of course.

Hinata was doing his daily scoop of Grindr when he found his exact type. Kageyama would say that he was addicted to the app, that it was some sort of sickness that he actively sought out men to fuck him.Hinata would then promptly correct him, saying that he was adickted and that he couldn't help himself. He definitely couldn't help himself after seeing the abs on this man.

Fiona isn't perfect. She's a Gallagher.

Fairy Tale AU. Castiel had never wanted to be king. Dean and Sam had been content to spend their days hunting the evil creatures in the forest. When the hunters stumble upon the prince, lost and injured, they must abandon their hunt and help Castiel on his long journey home. But Lucifer's disappearance forces his brothers to begin a search that leads Castiel right back into the forest and right back to the hunters. And with Castiel's frightening new abilities, perhaps he should not be getting so close to the Winchesters. Unfortunately, their quest reveals the true nature of King Crowley, and their rag-tag party of hunters, thieves, and princes falls to pieces before their eyes. Chaos and discord follow, but Castiel and Dean are determined to take back their brothers from the dark kingdom across the forest. Eventual Destiel with several other side pairings.

Man is the cruelest animal. No one knows that better than Dean and Sam Winchester. Just out of the Academy, Sam joins Dean and his FBI team of profilers on a case involving cryptic Enochian messages. When Dean is kidnapped and tortured in a religious cult's version of Hell, he only has two choices: break and become the killer they want him to be, or hold out long enough for his team to rescue him. The members of the BAU are looking for their partner, but things are grim. They have no suspects. They have no leads. With nothing to go on, how can they have any hope of seeing their friend again?

The ten times Lena enters the coffeeshop and encounters Kara.