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It looked a lot bigger in the picture

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dragon!logic bickering
Draco is determined to experience the full novelty of an authentic Muggle holiday. Harry doesn't quite understand, but when does he ever understand Draco? (Or, the time Harry and Draco accidentally went dogging in a car the size of a matchbox.)
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-*-*-*- “Tell me again why we need a car?” Harry asked, squinting as he and Draco followed the car rental assistant – Adriana, according to her name badge – out into the bright Turin sun. Draco sighed. “Because this is an authentic Muggle road trip. How else do you propose we drive through the mou
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