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Suck it up, Buttercup
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Suck it up, Buttercup

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Derrick has two problems: 1) His roommate, Mark, is a bit of a dick. 2) Whenever Mark says the word "buttercup", Derrick finds himself naked on his hands and knees without remembering how he got there.
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"Yeah, well," said Mark. "We've all got problems. Suck it up, buttercup." It was just Mark being a dick to someone online. Someone in his guild, or whatever it was—Derrick had mostly stopped playing video games in high school, so he wasn't sure if they had guilds or teams or what—but when he heard
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