Suck it up, Buttercup

He's got Clint at point-blank range.

Set during the Beacon Dance, Weiss figures out that not being able to dance wasn't the only reason Neptune rejected her. Of course, being the excellent friend she is, Weiss decides to help, and somehow the rest of team RWBY gets in on the plan. However, after someone infiltrates the CCT, things suddenly get a lot more complicated...

Sleepy Hollow in space. So one of my bingo squares for One Million Words was "Verse". Naturally, I could only interpret that to mean "SciFi AU".

Xigbar loves teasing the members of Organization XIII, but when he finds the newest member after a battle against a Heartless, the teasing turns into something more.

“Just keep to your side of the bed, and I’ll keep to mine. Goodnight.”

Once you meet the person you’re destined to be with for life, and the more you interact with them, your soulmate’s favourite thing about you starts appearing somewhere on your body, as if you were, very slowly, getting a tattoo. But not everyone is lucky when it comes to timing. Viktor Nikiforov, for example, started getting his mark at 17. It appeared on his foot of all places; a burning sensation that made him miss a jump during a competition.

Post-Thor, Avengers and the dark world. You were Loki's pet when he was in prison after trying to conquer the Earth. Now, he's king, and has forgotten you. Or has he...?

After a battle against the Controller goes awry, Steve is bewildered and guilt-ridden when Tony begins to treat him exactly the same as he treats everyone else.

Alex and Maggie celebrate their engagement or the one where Alex hurts herself during sex and Maggie panics

Harry sets his hands on the counter and leans over them, looks Louis in the eye and says, “Louis, would you like to go bird watching with me?” Louis just blinks at him for a moment, like he’s not sure how to respond, then says, voice slow and unsure, “Is that a euphemism?” Also known as: Harry is an ornithologist and Louis owns the camera repair shop where Harry gets his photos printed. Niall works for Louis, Liam works with Harry, and Zayn paints. There's a cat, some camping, some bird watching, and obscene amounts of fluff.

Sherlock and John have been sleeping together a few weeks. This time Sherlock takes control.

Regis feels a stretch he hasn't felt since he was in his early twenties, it's not as close to the first time where he sunk down onto Clarus in the back of his car as it had been. But its not even the first time since they've gotten back together that he's had him like this, closer to the third or forth time and Regis always needs time between them to recoup.

Robert and Aaron celebrate their first wedding anniversary in the shower.

“You broke into my apartment,” Steve says dumbly, but in his defense, he just woke up to his apartment being robbed, with the robber waking him up on purpose.

Jaebum is very much in love with Youngjae, but he's in denial. Jinyoung has to listen to him freak out about it. In the meantime something starts happening with Mark and Jinyoung. Or is it?

Alec and Magnus are ready to take the next step in their relationship

College!AU where Baekhyun is your chemistry teacher but you’re well acquainted with him beforehand as well.

part 2 of 'five times dean and cas snuck around'

King finds out about the time Chris wore a skirt for an ex.

Chat Noir was no stranger to a difficult home life—Ladybug knew that more than anyone. When he jokingly suggests that life would be easier for the both of them if they were roommates, the two of them freeze like ice in the midnight air, breath caught between them as the notion hits them full force. It drifts through their thoughts in silence until they decide that perhaps, in a world where impossible things are plausible, the idea wouldn't be such a bad one. So, with a skip in their steps and an entirely new kind of excitement brewing in their chests, the two find themselves considering something neither of them had ever before: moving in together. The tricky part is still keeping their identities a secret.

The Tamaranean word for 'flight' is the same as the word for 'love'.

In which four of the Guardians are rejected by Pitch Black, and one is not, and the reprecussions there of.

Medieval!AU Seven years ago, Kara Zor-El was sent off by her parents under the protection of Kal-El to the heart of the Luthor Kingdom to protect the Kryptonian bloodline after Luthorian guards stormed Krypton's castle. As they journeyed, Kal-El spoke about the history of the war and why they were attacked: they were dragonriders. Present day, Kara Danvers is a squire to Clark Kent with no motivation to become anything more than that. She had everything she could ask for: a roof over her head, a loving sister, and a job to keep her preoccupied (and it helped that her boss was her cousin). But when a stable-hand shoves two dragon eggs into her arms, asking her to keep them safe in a society where dragons were forbidden, Kara's life is flipped upside down.