goats

Sammy has always been a farm hand slave tasked with taking care of the sexual needs of the animals, right? This is an anthology where each chapter is a new filthy story with the connective tissue of the Trickster, Gabriel.

It had been three weeks since Harry had mistakenly landed in the 1970s, given his name to Dumbledore as Harry James, and been re-Sorted as a Slytherin. It had been two weeks since, in an effort to avoid his mother and the Marauders, Harry had started hanging out with Snape. It had been one week since, to his absolute, gut-wrenching horror, he had been asked out by Lily Evans to Hogsmeade. Harry had never imagined there could be anything worse than facing down Lord Voldemort in a creepy graveyard. He had been wrong. Meet Harry Potter. He's broken the timeline, busted his parents' first date, and potentially botched his chances of ever being born. And, just maybe, he's also caught the attention of a certain rising Dark Lord.

New legislation mandates all individuals campaigning for the post of Minister of Magic, must be a Pureblood of at least three (3) generations. Tom Riddle is a genius, and originally he was planning on just murdering his way into this, but now?Well.Tom Riddle was a very very petty man,and nobody discriminates against him. Or Tom Riddle decides to fuck with the Ministry of Magic, becomes Lawful Evil, and somehow, accidentally, gets a literal goat in office.

The sixth story installment of Strict. Featuring homeschooling, the loss of a loved one, and goats.