ongoing

“Sorry I'm late, don, got a little carried away returning to these halls- always was a maze! Sir Felix Ca-ahh.” He'd lunged forward with a hand outstretched, ready to shake as the professor had straightened up. He turned in his chair lazily, freezing Felix in an awkward, half-bent position with those chilly blue eyes. There was a long moment as Oliver Quick observed him, no expression on his face, before a small smile made his mouth twitch. “It's good to see you, Felix. You look well.” Felix Catton is a happily married father of three teenagers, approaching 40, and he hasn't seen Oliver since his unfortunate overdose... Everything should be perfect. Everything is perfect. Until Felix's oldest daughter wants him to smooth things over with her tutor- and he finds himself face-to-face with Professor Oliver Quick. He's older. Wiser. Sensible. He doesn't lie any more. And so what harm could reconnecting with an old friend do? Sorry, Lu, but Ollie and I have this very sudden and intense psychosexual thing going on, and if I don't explore it I might go absolutely out of my mind, start clawing at the walls. You understand, don't you, Darling?

A collection of plot-bunnies from various fandoms that I'm mostly putting here for my own reference, but figured maybe one or two might get an intrigue out of a person. If I'm not 100% mortified by its mere existence, it will likely wind up here eventually. Any crossovers will be marked as such in the chapter titles. Fair warning, some of these cut off in weird places, because they aren't at a realistic stopping point yet. EDIT: With the new tag limit I couldn't feasibly tag for everything, and removing all my "fun" tags just left a literal laundry list of the most depressing tags in existence, so I just took them all off instead! :D Now no one wins!

After being a part of the military for some time, you meet Kӧnig unexpectedly. As time goes on the two of you start to share a close bond, becoming best friends.But recently you've started to struggle with your growing feelings for him, doing everything you can to push them down so you could keep your friendship intact. So it comes as a surprise to you when one night Kӧnig finally breaks the thin ice between you two. !!This will be continued and finished soon i promise, working on tying up loose ends. :)) I SWEAR IF ANY OF YOU COME FROM MY TIKTOK.Thank you for all the support.

Harry is a himbo. Voldemort is morosexual. Good end planned