"Zewu-Jun. You once told me about a house surrounded by gentians, where you visited once a month, and how Lan Zhan still waited there, even when the door no longer opened."
Xichen feels light-headed. He feels shocked, and angry. He has never told anyone such a thing, but Lan Zhan is giving Xichen a look of utter betrayal.
"You told him?" Lan Zhan whispers. "When?"
Wei Wuxian takes Lan Zhan's hand. "About twenty years from now."
Wei Wuxian starts again from the beginning.
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(Russian translation.)
They whisper to the desperate, if you go to the nearest body of water, a heavy fog will cover the area and a boat will appear in the water. The moments before the boat reaches you will be your last opportunity to change your mind and leave because when that boat docks, you'll be swept away by the spirit of the Yiling Patriarch and his son.
Most of the sects scoffed at this, Wei Wuxian is good and dead! And he doesn't even have a son, he would have been killed when they rid the world of the demon. Lan Xichen hid a smile behind his cup as Nie Huaisang snickered to himself and Jiang Cheng loudly scoffed. As no one's asked him if these rumors are true, it'll remain a secret between the three of them.
TLDR: Wei Ying became a god, Lan Yuan also became a god, the dead get revived, a sect is made, and the Jins can burn in hell, not you three.
Also, quick note I'm going to put here, this story tends to jump perspectives a lot. So, if that's not your cup of tea, this is your only warning.
He'll show them. He'll fucking show them, is what he thinks when he's entering the inn's bathroom.
It's not like he hasn't played with himself before. He spends nights fingering himself, until his own pussy was red and slicking in anticipation for a dick that would never come to stuff him full, to breed him until his belly swells.
Alright, so he's never shared a bed with another partner. So what!? Then Nie Huaisang and Wei Wuxian had to so laugh and mock at him.
He'll show them! He's got game!
Alternatively, Jiang Cheng goes to a glory hole in Caiyi Town to lose his virginity.