"Go ahead, they'll see what a slut you are."

“I heard him jacking off in the boys’ restroom” “who?” “jungkook” “and what do I care?”

A collection of drabbles and mini fills for prompts made on the Mass Effect Kink Meme, or ficlets I need to get out of my head.

Michael shows up at Gavin’s doorstep in the arse crack of dawn, drenched and shivering and wearing nothing but a pair of flannel boxers and a flimsy white shirt. Gavin stares at him, baffled, for all of three seconds before Michael surges forward, takes his head in his hands, and looks at him with a desperate sort of relief in his eyes. Gavin swallows uncomfortably under the weight of his gaze. “Michael, what—” he tries, but then Michael is suddenly kissing him, wet mouth pressed tight against his own, dry lips. Magical Realism!AU; In which Michael Jones has a doppelganger who is really Him-from-Another-Universe and who is also, as it turns out, head-over-bollocks for one Gavin David Free.

You know you should address this: this need to be something groundbreaking to someone. To want someone to be this obsessed with you, no matter how sick that someone is. You know you would have gone to the police if your stalker was a sleazy, weak-wristed man from the pub. You would’ve moved houses already, changed your name and closed your social media accounts, quit everything if your stalker was small and ugly and weak. But now that you know he’s relatively good-looking, does something dangerous and has a lot of money, and looks like he could fuck and fight half the city by himself, you’re not in that much of a hurry to go to the authorities.

For their one year anniversary, Noctis thinks the present he should get Prompto should be meaningful and special. But also, Noctis believes Prompto deserves everything, so getting him a present is not an easy thing. That is, until Prompto jokingly suggests they buy a bouncing castle. Well, Noctis is rich, so what could possibly go wrong? Or, the one where Noctis doesn't know Prompto is joking and accidentally buys too much stuff.

Harry and Draco are married, under no circumstances of their own. Draco does not see it as a real marriage so he continues his playboy ways and poor Harry keeps falling deeper and deeper in love with him. Mpreg warning!

Akutagawa slips the front of his mask back on. “And for the jinko?” Chuuya rolls the wine around his glass one last time, and then drains it. “Get me a hair clip, a mask, and a suit jacket. I’ll take care of it.”

You can't stand Ivar Ragnarsson. But now that you're alone with him, even though he's teasing you mercilessly, and starting to touch you inappropriately, you just can't seem to walk away from him... Don't expect any romance here. Ivar's got a face made for hate sex and that's exactly what you're getting. Standard disclaimer: this piece is set in whatever time period on the show that you want, as long as you're imagining Ivar at the right age of consent for your state/country.

Alec is the heir to the throne and that comes with responsibilities, but what do you do when your duty and your moral compass clash? The throne needs an heir, but the only person Alec has eyes for is not only a man but also cursed with a demon's mark. How far will Alec go to be with the one he loves?Beta: Karen Hikari, sometimes Sabiduria on fanfic

“Your dad gave his life for-” “Yeah, yeah I know,” Jaebum interrupts, voice ringing through the empty bar. “My dad gave his life for Starfleet and died with honors. I’ve heard this story a thousand times before. No offense, but why should it matter to me? Why are you here telling me what I’ve known since I was five years old?” Jaebum has been running for 16 years when his past finally catches up with him.

In Dragonstone, the years pass and her second life becomes more and more different from the first. Yet, Rhaenyra can't help but feel the looming of the war coming close at her heels, the shadows of those last years press against the back of her mind while she tries to father support in Westeros and divide the Green faction from the inside. In Essos, Daemon Targaryen is a prince in exile and a king far away from his kingdom determined to discover the conspiracies that have eaten away the strength of House Targaryen. In King's Landing, because of her husband's guilt and newfound conscience, Alicent Hightower realises she can't rely only on tradition or precedent and takes the future of her children and the ambitions of her House into her own hands.

Jim tries to win the affections of a certain Leonard McCoy - even though they don't speak the same language.

After eight seasons of Supernatural, the writers finally decide to openly have Dean and Castiel fall in love. The only problem? Jensen and Misha fell apart when Misha left for most of season 7, and they had a hard time fixing their friendship ever since. Now it's not only having to deal with character bleed – because Jensen starts to understand where Dean is coming from – but also with the fallout of their failed friends with benefits arrangement.

Ardyn is the kind of man who longs for sweet things, but only because he wants his perverse re-enactments, someone to share his suffering with. He's marked Prompto for this, and knows he would suffer so beautifully, but for now, he must play his cards well. An Ardyn-POV telling of what went down at the caravan, before the encounter with Titan | An FFXV kinkmeme fill

Alex and Maggie spend their first night as a married couple together or the one where Alex and Maggie find a strap on and have a little fun

Everyone has a unique mark on their body from the time their born that corresponds with a mark on their soulmate's body. The problem is, sometimes it's a little hard to tell what your mark is, and that can lead to some confusion…orBetty's in an abusive relationship with Cheryl, whom she thinks is her soulmate, but when Veronica arrives everything changes for the better.

Having defeated Voldemort, Harry is desperate to strike out on his own. He applies for, and gets, the job of Defence Instructor at Dumstrang Institute. There he finds new challenges, makes new friends, and falls in love

How well can you really know someone? The person you’ve spent weeks or months with, could they really be nothing as they appear? Can two world-known figure skaters be, not just superior athletes, but also superior killers for their respective mafia syndicates? Victor and Yuri are about to find out if the other is really who they appear to be or if they’ve been hiding in plain sight the entire time. When the Russian Bratva and Japanese Yakuza collide, how can it not end up in a bloodbath?

For a kinkmeme prompt: Inspired by these gifsets. Dean Smith is a classically-trained pianist studying for his music degree. He hasn't got time for the college's social scene- he's got scholarships he needs to work for, practice to get on with- and he certainly doesn't have time for Castiel, the hippie-ish slacker genius of a guitarist in his class. Which is a shame, because this module? Involves working in pairs. And the professor just paired them up. The Dean Smith vs Winchester is all explained within the story, what you should know is that it is Cas/Dean. It is NOT a threesome or two different Deans.

Vox is an omega, that's his biggest secret. During his life time he hid this fact using suppressants, and counited to in death. One day he runs out of pills and his supplier is out of stock for the time being so Vox is forced to submit to the torture of going through heat for the first time in decades. Too bad his business partner only see's omega's as mere object's... But hey, at least angel found him just in time, right? — temporary hold — (RAIDOSTATIC WILL BE HEALTHY BTW, JUST TAKES TIME)(Let me know if there's any issues with Vox's glitched voice font! S̷̡̗͐͠ä̶̜́m̶͖͂͒p̵̛͔̒l̴̳̝͂̇e̴͕̙̎ ̴̬̩̉̈o̶̩̮͊n̴̙̈̿ ̶̧͔́̓h̷͔̺̎̃o̷͔̕w̶̹̅ ̸̯͎̐ï̷̻t̶̫͆͠ ̵̡͔͊̂l̴̟͒ǒ̷̻͋ŏ̷̖͜k̶̜͐s̵̬̈́!̵̜͉͌