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“Holy crap, Antoine! What happened to your hair?” Matthews stared at Bitters’ head, mouth agape, like the mouth breathing geek that he was, eyes filled with a level of horror typically saved for Captain Grif’s raid orders that involve sneaking past Agent Carolina, as Bitters felt his own head with a quickly growing sense of horror. Bitters was going to FUCKING kill someone. Probably a Fed someone, but Fed or not, someone was going to die. Bitters wakes up with his hair mutilated, and the Reds and Blues take care of their own.
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“Holy crap, Antoine! What happened to your hair?” Matthews stared at Bitters’ head, mouth agape, like the mouth breathing geek that he was, eyes filled with a level of horror typically saved for Captain Grif’s raid orders that involve sneaking past Agent Carolina, as Bitters felt his own head with
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