Drink Your Tea

“Fuck, Derek.” Stiles sinks down onto the steps, putting his head in his hands and staring down at the wood. “My head hurts. I think I was mad at you, but I can’t remember why. A twin. You have a twin brother. Wow.” Basically, I just really wanted a twin fic. And I blame this

Yet he is surprised when a figure steps out from behind some bushes, holding a gun with both shaking hands. The weapon is aimed in Michael’s general direction. There are tears in Ron’s eyes, big and pathetic behind his glasses. “All right,” Michael says calmly, raising his hands to indicate that he is currently unarmed. “Seriously, what the fuck is this?”

“They’re still out there so we have to be quiet,” he said into Otabek’s ear, “How do you want this to go? I could take you home and fuck you - fuck you in the car even. Make our excuses and leave before we even eat. Or I could fuck you right here and now; take the cage off and make you scream for me with Chris and Irina and Alex listening and eating outside. They’d be cool with it; we asked them about that already. Or,” and then Yuri’s voice got low and hungry, “we could go back out there and finish what we started. Eat like nothing is different, like you aren’t falling apart with every twitch and dice roll. Finish the session and then go with no one knowing that I was fucking you the whole time.” Or: Otabek and Yuri try something new at D&D night with Chris.

Peter was having a strange streak of good luck. He moved to a new school and he didn't get punched on the first day. His new town was warm and sunny and the new house was perfect. He had finally made some friends and even had good teachers. Aunt May loved her new job. Things were going almost too well. Luckily, Wade Wilson is more than happy to step in and ruin all of it with four stupid words. "You're in my seat."

Draco's cock hardens as he looks at the invitation to the charity auction; his golden ticket to one wild night of desperate sex with Potter to get rid of this inexplicable obsession. His heart whispers that one night will never be enough, but Draco is beyond caring. All he knows is that he will pay any price to have Potter over and over again.

A chance encounter in the snow leads to several changes in Hiccup's life. Frostcup. ROTBTD. Cameos from Disney, DreamWorks, Laika, and Sony pictures characters. This story is followed by the fic: The first trip to Berk for Jackson Overland

Prompt: Harry is dating Eleanor and Eleanor brings him home to meet the family, including her twin brother Louis who is being a little slut, trying to steal his sister’s boyfriend. I just want Louis to grinds his ass into Harry and call him a slutty name.

It's his birthday.She's wearing that dress.He doesn't know she's got something up her sleeve (or lack thereof).

After a particularly, heartbreaking argument, Freed is finally fed up with Laxus's attitude and disbands the Thunder Legion, forcing them to all go separate ways. Laxus is not very concerned initially, he's never truly needed them as body guards, and knows they can handle themselves. However, when the three go on a mission together but then never come back, it convinced the Lightning Dragon Slayer to pack up and head out to search for his old friend along with some other members of the guild, but what he finds appears to be more challenging than what he initially anticipated. He's going to need to dig deep in his memories with Freed to recover the past, before the present is lost forever.

"Since when does Sylvie like you?" Danny demanded. "Why wouldn't Sylvie like me? I'm not divorced from her." Claude paused, then added thoughtfully, "Also, I cook, and I'm never late picking the boys up from school. I think that's a big part of it."

"It would also help if you stay for a bit," he said dolefully. "It's so lonely up here." An attempt at filling in the cracks between moments for bookverse Howl and Sophie.

AU. 343-Guilty Spark succeeded in activating the HALO Ring World despite the interference of the SPARTAN Master Chief and the AI Cortana. In a attempt to 'save' her SPARTANs, Dr. Halsey sends a total of 25 SPARTANs out into deep space, seventeen of which now survive as something else entirely. Of the seventeen survivors, confronted with the civil war of another race, half join the Autobots, a few linger in the background, and several decide to 'save' the Decepticons.Rebooted as of 10/18/2014

Sheena, Anko, and Yuffie go on a camping trip, this and that happens, futafic ensues.One-shotRepost from Fanfiction.net

Although he'll never be with her Triss just can't stay away... how much will she endure for the man she loves? *Sex in every chapter*

In which Rachel and Zack find their way back to each other through a series of convoluted events (except, not really because Zack still hasn't fixed his tendency of smashing through anything that's in his way. Rachel isn't complaining though).

Hermione, now in her mid-20s, is back at Hogwarts to pursue higher education. Trying to forget the trauma carved into her by the war, she spends one lust-filled night with a certain pureblood. But that night will have consequences.While her personal life unravels, a string of mysterious murders forces her to work together with Draco Malfoy, who himself seems to carry many secrets. "He scared her. Not because he wielded killing curses like they were nothing, but because he seemed to understand her in a way that even she didn’t. The more she let him in, the more power he had to destroy her." Come for the smut, stay for the plot. Read if you like:- Murder mystery- Dark Arts- Hurt/ Comfort- Hermione and Draco both deal with PTSD- Angst, so much angst

Percy is injured and Annabeth and Grover have to get him to water. The only problem is they’re nowhere near water.

For Hobbit Kink Meme “After arriving at Beorn’s, one of Gandalf's spells goes awry and Bilbo and Thorin get de-aged into wee!children who do not retain their adult memories. Bilbo is a sweet, adventurous (if not a bit shy around all these dwarves) little thing and Thorin is still a stubborn little block of dwarf. Except he's got a giant puppy crush on Bilbo and gets red in the face and adorably flustered whenever the wee!hobbit approaches him.” Wee!Bagginshield fluff and crack.

Nanako enters Dojima's room during a stormy night, which triggers Dojima's dark side and a series of troubling events. Takes place 10 years after P4's ending.

"I will give you a gift," she said, "suitable to your desire." Or, in which Stiles is a magical detective, Derek's eyebrows are an independent entity and while they may have grown up, their teenage angst hasn't gotten the message. Also, there's a kid.

Wednesday gets poisoned in class by Xavier who thinks the poison will make her fall in love with him… except he didn’t read what it will do to her so he isn’t very smart turns out.

It’s not love. Not yet. But Even’s certain it will be. Alternatively, another coffee shop au that no one really needs/wants, but it's probably a rite of passage at this point and I haven't written one until now.

It's been 7 years since Veronica has been to Riverdale. She swore she'd never come back to this town, but circumstances outside of her control have forced her back, and runs into the one person she would like to avoid. Seeing Betty once again, brings back countless emotions Veronica was sure she was over. Back in each other's lives, can the girls resolve their feelings for each other? Or is it too late?

Barney encourages Gunnar to go for a psych evaluation for his own good and for the good of everyone else. Gunnar is less than pleased with the diagnosis.

(I really suck at summaries I'm sorry)Rose Quartz-Universe and her husband Greg believe there is good to be found in everyone and are raising their son Steven to have that same view. When they were approached by a representative from Delmarva Youth Corrections, a juvenile detention center that Rose volunteers at, and asked to be part of an experimental rehabilitation program they jump on the chance. A few signatures later and they find themselves responsible for the well being of six female troubled youths.Cross posted from my Fanfiction.net account with a few edits and tweaks

"But Lucifer," she started, as her fingers popped open the first button, "I want you to take advantage," she whispered, her face unbelievably close to his own. - Chloe arrives at Lucifer's apartment. She's drunk. Smut ensues. Based off of the Promo from 1x10: Pops. (Crosspost - Original Post Date: March 25, 2016)