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I'd Tap That

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Keith has never really been good with words. He says what he means, and more often than not, what he doesn't mean, leading to several uncomfortable situations.One of said occasions happens on a planet during a mission, where Keith's attempt at complimenting the blue paladin is entirely misinterpreted, but Keith isn't able to properly apologize before the mission goes south, resulting in Lance being subjected to the 'gifts' the locals possess.So now Keith is at an impasse, with his communication skills severely lacking in the comforting department, and his growing feelings towards Lance making everything so much more difficult than it needs to be.If only there were a way to talk to the blue paladin without using words... .. ..-. / --- -. .-.. -.-- / .... . / .... .- -.. / -.- -. --- .-- -. / .-.. .- -. -.-. . / -.- -. . .-- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / ... --- --- -. . .-. .-.-.- EDIT: now with art by Sianobisgo send them some love!
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Keith had always known Lance was a fidgety person. He had seen him flying his lion, tapping idly at the controls whenever they were stopped for longer than twenty minutes. Had noticed his leg bop up and down repetitively at the dinner table and during mission debriefings. Had admired his overzealou
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