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Harry raises an eyebrow. "Sex dice?" "Yup," Louis nods. "You know the ones we sell, one die for a body part and the other for an action to perform on that… part." "Isn't that what old married couples buy from you to spice things up?" Louis frowns and opens his mouth to tell Harry off, but then he catches his absolutely dreamy expression and can only laugh. "Yes dear, we're just like any middle-aged married couple. Except for the fact that we're in our twenties and have a box full of bondage gear under our bed." Two years after meeting in a sex shop, Harry's just returning to Louis from a month-long tour in the States, and they come up with a wholesome bonding exercise.

A Medieval AU Johnlock romance. John Watson is a captive Highlander tasked to heal the Gaaldinian Prince from a strange malady. In return for his pains, John is forced into the service of the Prince, known only as Monseigneur.

Being a brief account of the five traditional properties of the sperm of the genus draco. Or, how the Boy-Who-Lived became the bitch of a dragon and learned to lie back and love the D.

But you know she's getting something otherThan the love from her mother A Porn Challenge in which your author makes Rey and Ben bone their way through the month of February.

Baekhyun works for an entertainment company, yet he’s no idol. He’s hired as a boy of pleasure, which gets him involved with the tall, handsome, tattooed rockstar Park Chanyeol. An idol whose heart seems dark and unreachable even in the brightest light…

I apologize.This is just mindless porn with different links for each one shot.

Original prompt: dean and Sam are serial killers and they for some reason kidnap Cas and Sam wants to kill him but dean wants to keep him and while Cas is their captive he learns they aren't really the bad guys and they kill only people who have managed to escape justice and prison time. So over time Cas falls in love with dean and stops trying to get away from the brothers. Until he's rescued and the brothers are incarcerated then he has to save them while everybody thinks he's crazy. Bonus if Cas is a teenager like 17-19 also bonus if it's abo universe, if you do the abo I would prefer alpha dean omega Cas and maybe some mpreg Or, The one where destiny had a discussion with faith and they decided to have some fun, much to Dean and Cas’ chagrin.