to crawl

It's not over till it's over... which basically means keep going till you get what you want, in some people's books. Roughly 2.5 seconds after the Avengers go into exile, they're coming back, ready to sign the Accords and be Avengers again. Unable to resist the political boon as far as getting other people to sign goes, the Counsel pardons them and draws up contracts with Tony Stark in order to house them in someplace appropriate (read: with someone whose dealt with hem before). The task is wearing Tony down, though. Even as he races to come up with enough new Avengers to keep the old dynamic from setting up again, Tony is falling deeper into a funk where he's unable to invent or eat or sleep all that much, there are people all around pressuring him to do all sorts of bad ideas. But as the pounds fall off and the duties build up and fear of letting people in again piles on and Tony gets more and more irrational regarding the old Avengers, people begin to suspect that something is wrong. Very, very wrong.

Bucky whistled to himself as he reached his apartment door and fished out his keys, opening it quickly and shutting it behind himself just as fast; it wouldn’t be good for anyone to get a peek into the behaviors in 34C for one thing, but even more of a risk was the noises that could have escaped. Bucky, however, was free to let it wash over him. Barks and whines and the sounds of skin slapping against skin and something else. The sounds of sex. The smell of it as well. Absolutely enveloping the place. And coming from his boyfriend. His boyfriend, Tony, who was kneeling on all fours on the living room floor. Mounted on top of his was their Golden Retriever. Buried inside of him, and fucking him eagerly, was the dog’s cock. There was simply no better sight to come home to than that, Bucky thought. ——— In which Tony and Bucky love each other, Tony and Bucky have three dogs, and Tony and Bucky blur the lines between those two facts.

In which four Spider...people crash into the Avengers Compound living room, a movie disk follows and Tony really needs more coffee.

Sokka has always had bad luck. He might just be the meat and sarcasm guy but after getting captured, twice, he finds himself becoming the meat, sarcasm, and single father guy. *Note* This story isn't as funny as the title may seem. Originally this was a small joke when I started writing it but because I can't do anything without being serious and adding angst, this story is probably more serious than the title implies.

Turns out, Tony's got a raging exhibition kink. T'Challa doesn't care where they are. Bucky is just going to enjoy himself.

“You can’t honestly think of marrying her to a Witcher. She’ll be miserable,” Lambert argues, wishing Gwen or Aubry were here to back him up. They’re the reasonable wolves. Geralt might listen to them. “And we can’t give her any heirs, if that is what Kristian is after.” “And here you have the reason you’re not in the council. This is not a matter of her happiness, but of far greater things,” Yennefer snaps back while she fiddles with the megascope in the corner. “Well, maybe it fucking should be,” Lambert hisses back, just to be contrary. He’s not much looking forward to the smell of fear being constantly present in Kaer Morhen’s walls. Yennefer throws him a glare that would have lesser men tremble in their boots. “Then maybe you should marry her, if that’s so important to you.” “Maybe I should,” Lambert’s mouth says before his brain can catch up with him. * After Redania unsuccessfully tries to conquer the lands of the Warlord of the North, a marriage treaty is arranged between Iryna, Princess of Redania, and Lambert of the Wolf School. Yet, said princess is not at all happy about this and decides to fight her future husband every step of the way.

Garon visits Corrin late one night.

Lloyd was having a perfectly horrible day before some idiot ghost thing decided to throw him into another universe. Now he's stuck in an alternate Ninjago with his friends - only they're NOT his friends, but rather the 'Secret Ninja Force' or something, and seem quite insistent that he'd kidnapped their leader. (Sorry guys, updates are going to be sporadic from now on while I get through exams and other life schist).

Sometimes someone died too soon. Sometimes they fell in love before meeting their mate. Sometimes the timers didn't go off when they were supposed to, and people were left wandering, looking for someone they already met. Sometimes someone got the timer while their mate didn't and both were left lost and confused. Ichigo turned out alright.