Superfriends With Benefits

The (mis)adventures of picking up one stray Min Yoongi and the things you do for love.

A widowed Harry must bond with Snape in order to save his daughter’s life. Sev gains a family, for better or worse, and the hearts of two scarred souls will be changed forever.

The story behind Spy's very first suit, and some very important lessons.

Massage (noun) - The rubbing and kneading of muscles and joints of the body with the hands, especially to relieve tension or pain.

Sherlock and John have been sleeping together a few weeks. This time Sherlock takes control.

This is 5,244 words of smut, which may or may not include some vague semblance of a plot or something. Set directly after the events of 2x10, Chained, though no spoilers. McGee has been a very brave little toaster in dealing with the Deputy Secretary of State, and Gibbs and Tony come to the conclusion that he deserves some TLC as a reward. Title is lifted from W.H. Auden's The More Loving One, and William Stafford's Being a Person also makes an appearance. I own nothing and no one, and if I made any money from this, I wouldn't be a barista.

Stiles wasn't entirely sure why fucking Greenberg was calling him, how he even got his number was a mystery but not really because Jackson was a dick and wrote it in a bathroom stall saying that he gave good head which he got him back for the Herpes Incident of July 2013, though that was a story for another time, the point was he was on the phone with a kid he didn't even know getting shit about not having a date to his dad's wedding. How in the hell was this is life? So he formed a plan. Stiles' fake boyfriend check-list: Choose a name that’s believable and easy to remember. Check Make sure you have shared interests like classic movies and mythology .Check. Make sure that he lives in a town far away. Check. Create a fake email account and send romantic emails to self. Check. Get the fake-a-text app on i-Phone and have a conversation with fake boyfriend to show family as proof of relationship. Check.

Jon gets hurt during training at The Wall, and Sam takes care of him.

Harry Styles is on top of the world. He's moving to Chicago to live in a kick ass apartment that he's sharing with his old college friend, Niall. When their old college crew makes plans to hang out, Harry realizes he will be coming face to face with his unrequited crush, Louis.- H: Tommo’s? N: Yeah. Tommo. Louis. Tomlinson. Are we seriously doing this? You really gonna pretend you don’t know who I’m talking about? Dude I’ve seen you sign ‘Harry Tomlinson’ all over a piece of paper. H: That was a long time ago! N: So you do know who I’m talking about then H: Yes. Just it was a long time ago. N: It was 3 years ago not 30 years ago. Anyway I’ll text you the address. Liam and Zayn will meet you there in an hour and I’ll be there as soon as I can. H: I can’t just show up! N: Why not? He knows you’re coming. See you there. Later.

It’s 1947. Dean is an ex-marine fighting crime and a very different sort of war to the one he faced in the Pacific as a detective on the streets of LA. This city isn’t all the glitz and glamor it’s made out to be, however, and Dean finds himself tugged in to a world of life-threatening unknowns when Daphne Novak’s body is discovered. Castiel Novak, her husband, was one of Dean’s battalion mates in the war, and he's just as deadly and dangerous as he was two years ago when he saved Dean’s life during the Battle of Okinawa. Except now he’s wanted for his wife’s murder, and Dean just doesn’t believe Cas is capable of that. Is Cas really who he says he is, though? And what will Dean have to sacrifice in order to repay the debt he feels he owes?

Victor didn't understand anything about Yuuri anymore. Why wasn't he smiling? Why wasn't he happy? Why?

Dash didn’t know what was going on with the little freak, but he was sure as hell going to find out. Or Dash tries to decode the mystery that is Danny Fenton, and gets in a little over his head.

Modern mob AU. The Wolf Bitch mates after she kills. Or, in less crass terms: With Sandor at her side, Sansa teaches her enemies that the gentlest and prettiest in a family of wolves is still a wolf.

It seems 'obsession' is a family trait. Just like his Father's with the Black Lion. Lotor's current obsession? The Red Paladin. Meanwhile, the Paladins comes to term of Shiro's disappearance and Keith's new role as their Leader. Things become complicated with Lance's feelings comes into the mix and the Lions' decisions about their pilots.

Harry is the CEO of Flora Corp, Louis is his new secretary. "...Louis wanted him so badly. Wanted Harry to pick him up, bite him, and break him. Make Louis his, make Louis cry, make Louis a beautiful, plump, pregnant omega..."

After a day spent in Wizarding Faux-Vegas, Draco Malfoy wakes up in a garish pink room with no memory of the night before and an unexpected bedfellow.

Felicity discovers that she is pregnant with Oliver's baby after a one-night stand but he's lost at sea, perhaps even dead. Starts Pre-Island where Felicity, Oliver, Tommy, and Laurel are all friends.

Fugo stood before Narancia’s home with many thoughts running through his head. The evening prior he had been there, in the exact same place as now, filled with fury and invectives, and now he was there once again though this time sporting remorse and shame.

“Take this, call 911. Stay here.” “You aren’t seriously gonna-” “We’re gonna be okay.”

Clint isn't ready to meet Phil's family. The younger generation of Phil's family, however, is ready to meet him.

“I will be Loki’s champion,” says Thor. His voice rings through the great hall, regal and bold, every inch a king in bearing. Every inch a fool. Thanos’ lips curl back from wide teeth, a grotesque mockery of a grin. “So be it.”

Draco notices Harry drop his journal and decides to read what the goody two-shoes Savior of the Wizarding World has written, only to be shocked!

Kirk decides that what the crew really needs is a Halloween party.

'“Good evening, Mr Wallace.” Came Jeeves’ cordial and very correct reply. I rather expected that to be the end of it, and I was hoping it too. I didn’t fancy appearing from a tree with Wallace hanging about. It engenders too many questions. “What were you doing up that tree?” being one of them.' For once it is Bertie who is in the know when it comes to a delicate tidbit of personal information. Now he perfectly understands the phrase 'ignorance is bliss'...

With the war over and everyone Harry cared about gone, he decides to use a spell that will take him to a new world where all his loved ones are still alive. However something goes wrong. Instead of a new life, he finds himself starting over. SS/HP Slash