This is 5,244 words of smut, which may or may not include some vague semblance of a plot or something. Set directly after the events of 2x10, Chained, though no spoilers. McGee has been a very brave little toaster in dealing with the Deputy Secretary of State, and Gibbs and Tony come to the conclusion that he deserves some TLC as a reward. Title is lifted from W.H. Auden's The More Loving One, and William Stafford's Being a Person also makes an appearance. I own nothing and no one, and if I made any money from this, I wouldn't be a barista.

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Everything Is Fine

mugging violence dilemma friendship injury

For ivorysilk, for the prompt: Neal is mugged and hurt, and the system refuses to help because of Neal's criminal record. What does Peter do?

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Wolf Like Me

breathplay

Need, longing, missing you when you're gone.

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Pink Moons and Virgins

Pwp

On the night of the Pink Moon, Theo, Liam, Corey and Mason are kidnapped by evil (very evil, extremely evil witches) who want to sacrifice a virgin on the nemeton to appease their deity. Theo really should of spent more time playing the field than playing the pack when the Dread Doctors where running running around, luckily Liam has the solution.

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Let's Keep Him

polyamory

Fitz wants Ward but can’t seduce him on his own, so he enlists the help of Simmons. But Simmons will only help Fitz if she gets in on the action. Basically, Fitz and Simmons seduce Ward.

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Bad Girl For Daddy

supernatural reader gagging

Sam catches you masturbating when he returns from the hunt when he told you to wait, so decides to punish you in the most delicious way possible.(This is filth. Its porn. It has no redeeming qualities what so ever. Its dirty filthy sordid smut)

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is it cool if i hold your hand?

Clint's not nervous about his first date with Phil, obviously, because there's nothing to be nervous about.

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terrible horrible very bad no good fic

Angst euthanasia

Tony gives up.

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Anime Yuri One-Shots

Danganronpa bleach Psycho-pass naruto k-on! yoruichi yuri lesbian foursome futanari vibrators scissoring

Every chapter two or more female characters from different anime series will hook up. I'm no longer accepting suggestions or writing more chapters.

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Shower Me With Attention

femslash fluff romance

Emma and Regina's feelings for one another continue to grow, turning decidedly more intimate through a shower of unexpected events. In the continuance of "Food For Thought" & "Finding Common Ground" as part III and in style of the series "Encounters", a collaboration by LZClotho & Paradoxalpoised.

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Hiding From Homicidal Hobbits

bofur bifur bombur Gandalf nori drug glow wine Dwalin balin said elephant kiln Thranduil

Faint white figures paint my sleepplease don't tell my secrets keep them hidden (you got it, you got it, you got it)if the words that matter reach your face from floorwill you be wondering if, or (do I need what is given or honest)does it cost me scarring if the words stay trueeven number your nephew (I don't want it, don't want it, don't want it anymore) and when the answer that you wantis in the question that you statecome what maycome what may what did I do to deservewhat did I do to deservethis? this? Coheed and Cambria - Blood Red Summer

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Spider-Man: Web of Women

calypso adultery seduction cheating blackmail murder smoking rubbing wine face-sitting deception

A night of web-slinging takes a turn for the unexpected, as Spider-Man is captured by an old foe and made to suffer in a rather sensual way...

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he does not care for flowers

He brings flowers because he doesn't know how not to. Sherlock develops early onset Alzheimer's, and somehow, Greg copes.

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lifetimes

resurrection fluff meta vignette

i choose you, i do, i do, i do jikook multiple timelines au

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Storytime: Celebrity Blindness

ocs

Yuuri Katsuki introduces himself with his name, his major, and the fact that he collects tiaras. He does not mention the fact that he’s an Olympic skater.

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To Dream of Spiders

Clementine's goal is to pass the Hunter Exams and earn a Hunter's License; she has it all planned out. She's going to pass, maybe collect a few bounties every once in a while, and go back to life as she knows it. But when the 287th Exams lead to her meeting a variety of fascinating people, she'll find that things aren't as simple as she thought they were; and that sometimes the things that are unexpected can be the most precious. ((Or the one in which Clementine finds herself in various shitty situations; makes friends with cute children; gains the interest of a magician (which isn't as good as it sounds); and tries not to die as the plot progresses. ))

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i feel at home in your skin

A collection of m-rated stories from apartment verse.

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algorithms

MI6 doesn't get Aaron Cross - James Bond fails to convince him. Because MI6 neglected Marta Shearing.

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Harry Potter and The Boy Who Lived

slash spoilers Angst tragedy Drama romance

The trio survives an attack on the Platform on their back to Hogwarts to begin their 7th year. Ron almost dies and Harry was the one who saved him, but he doesn't remember how. The 7th years discover their greatest enemy may be themselves. Pairings: HARRY/RON ... Also, Hr/D

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Triangle

pegging

When she first met Sherlock Holmes, Sarah hadn’t been impressed at all by his arrogance and disregard for the needs or even rights of others. No, she likes him much better the way he is now, naked and kneeling at her feet with his cock in a cage and head bowed. The shame and desire evident on his face excites her almost as much as the sight of John on the bed, watching them avidly as he strokes his prick.

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Every Little Detail

pining fantasizing rubbing

They say the devil is in the details. Mission reports, protocol, the chain of command… all minor details in a story so much larger than either one of them could possibly fathom.Just minor details.Just like those damn fraternization regs.

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Glass

slash mpreg Drama romance

SLASH! When Harry sees his exlover with another man, he's heart becomes broken all over again. When Draco sees Harry, he follows him, desperate to apologize. What Draco finds is even more shocking... (MPreg, few minor OC's)

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Necessary Precautions

veela!credence groping watersports

Poor Veela Credence accidentally sets off an alarm in MACUSA. Obviously, this calls for a strip and cavity search in front of all the employees. Or something. With his Veela allure, no one can be bothered to thing straight. This is awful. Don't read it.

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The Great Outdoors

Bellamy's life doesn't get worse when Octavia realizes the magic phrase to get him to come on social outings is "Clarke's coming," but it definitely gets busier. Still, it's hard to resist. He's maybe a little pathetic.

Sometimes it's a good thing that Arthur doesn't pay as much attention as he should. Wherein Merlin tries to hide an injury.

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crashing into your heart in under half a minute

got7 crack fluff

(soulmate au where a timer on your wrist shows how long until you meet your soulmate) though mark isn't as excited, it doesn't mean he'll love less

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Want

taunting Pwp

There's no doubt Akutagawa wants him. He just doesn't want to want him.

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Life, Love, and Lenses

dancing ballet photography fluff art

Viktor Nikiforov is a famous photographer whose work has been showcased in galleries around the world. Yuuri Katsuki is a poor college student who dances ballet to take his mind off of the stress of everyday life. When the two cross paths, sparks fly, magic happens, and it's all captured on camera.

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Two Weeks

fluff

It was two weeks before the start of term and Bitty was spending it in Jack’s apartment. Jack, who would be busy with hockey, but would come home to Bitty every night. To his bed where Bitty would wait for him. To his kitchen Bitty would fill with cookies and pies. To his living room where Bitty would sit and watch TV and put his feet on the table when Jack wasn’t looking.