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The conclusion (in which Kirk and Spock finally realize what matters.)

Canon divergent AU from 9.03. After Sam kicks Ezekiel to the curb, the first thing they do is to go find Cas.

That night, sleep comes quickly. [Alice] falls faster than she ever has before. She lands hard in a clump of tall grass, the wind knocked out of her. Struggling to her feet, she finds that she is neither too small, nor too tall—just right, in fact. She's barefoot, still in her night-dress, and all is quiet and still in the Underland dusk. She spots a broken-down windmill in the distance and begins to walk. When she finally rounds the crumbling structure, one hand lifting a shred of broken sail in order to duck under it, she can see that the tea party is just where she left it. But only one guest is there.

An investigation more chaotic than the confusion in her mind, after a car accident (just... a few broken ribs and minor head trauma), Lucy wakes up in hospital hours later However, while everyone expects her to wake up in 2024, Lucy wakes up in 2022, one day after her undercover mission where in addition to dealing with corrupt judges and a horrible game of poker (online seemed easier) she meets her girlfriend's girlfriend OR: the amnesia fic nobody asked for where Lucy forgets everything that happened after she finds out about Cara's existence.

Grantaire isn't the only see-through one.

Voldemort discovers an unexpected aspect of Harry's scar and decides to take advantage of it.Warnings: Slash, Voldemort/Harry, graphic description of rape, suicidal thoughts, language, general violence.

“All right.” Alastor refilled Angel’s glass, expecting he would need it very soon. “I skinned a man alive for talking during The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. I’ve always preferred my meat well done.” He paused to look down at his whiskey, swirling it around like he was checking its contents. “...And I want to kiss you.” Angel scoffed. “Too easy. You seriously think I’d believe that last one?” (Don't play Two Truths and a Lie: it's a tool created by the homosexual agenda).

Stiles sat on the sidewalk, rain on his face,He's not supposed to be here, he's supposed to be in his room. His father's words still echoed in his head- 'I will have no fag in my house!'

Darren spends a quiet, snowy winter day tucked away in a cafe.

Michael shows up at Gavin’s doorstep in the arse crack of dawn, drenched and shivering and wearing nothing but a pair of flannel boxers and a flimsy white shirt. Gavin stares at him, baffled, for all of three seconds before Michael surges forward, takes his head in his hands, and looks at him with a desperate sort of relief in his eyes. Gavin swallows uncomfortably under the weight of his gaze. “Michael, what—” he tries, but then Michael is suddenly kissing him, wet mouth pressed tight against his own, dry lips. Magical Realism!AU; In which Michael Jones has a doppelganger who is really Him-from-Another-Universe and who is also, as it turns out, head-over-bollocks for one Gavin David Free.

We will be following the life of a more intelligent and powerful Harry Potter, one who seems to be constantly tested by Fate, Destiny, and Magic. This story follows him through his Hogwarts years and the friendships, connections, and powerful decisions he makes along the way. It will also see him taking his place among the elite of the magical world, that of the Empire of Albion. This story covers Year One of Harry Potter's time at Hogwarts.

When one gets all hot and bothered around gigantic, older-than-the-world creatures, one has to be inventive.

Sixty-two days without a single blade of grass, four hundred pitons, twenty-three stoves, six down-filled suits and a moth-eaten bow-tie. Summer 1968: Tony Stark vs. The Mountain.

The team is trapped and outnumbered with no means of escape. Lance comes up with a really stupid plan that Keith is definitely not okay with. (Full fic of one of the stories Keith told to Lance's parents in 'Coming home'

Keith falls ill with a very common illness for galra's. Until now, it was unknown if humans could fall ill to it too. Poor Lance is the living proof that is does.The two are locked up together in the castle's hospital wing, so they won't make the others sick, until they're fine again. Of course, a lot can happen with two hormonal, ill fallen teens that are being locked up. If only they had known what the galra sickness could do to a person.

It had been a month since Tony and Steve had brought home baby Peter from the hospital, and the little boy was all that they could have hoped for and more. He was healthy, ate well, and they could already tell by the way his eyes lit up when his fathers spoke that he was going to be a very smart kid. Now, if only he could stop crying.

Guzma is too lazy to throw the mansion garbage in the proper place and chucks it into the ocean. A long time resident of the sea isn't very happy about it and seeks to teach him quite the lesson! Warning: Contains spanking and tentacles.

127 years in the past, a disease swept through the Alphas of the world, leaving them crazed and full of blood lust. The few Alphas that remained sane, along with the vast majority of Betas, built the three walls Maria, Rose and Sina to kept the wild Alphas out and their vulnerable Omegas in. But, the rogue Alphas are getting smarter, and have seemingly hardly aged after the century that has kept them separate from their rightful Omegas, the bearers of their young. As the ancient walls fall, and the cities plundered, see which of the Alphas find the Omega made to be bound to them.

Tony just wanted coffee, and maybe some banana pancakes. Was that so much to ask?

He just wants Cas. Just wants this whole thing to be done and over with because he’s been Cas’s since the Alpha first laid eyes on him years ago when they were children. Dean had known that if he was ever going to have a mate, belong to an Alpha, it was going to be Cas. Cas who treated him like an equal, who stood too close to him and who baked him pie for his birthday. Cas who had gotten down on one knee. Stared up at him with those blue eyes and asked softly, “Will you marry me?” voice full of emotion and love.

Incubus kim dokja and priest yoo joonghyuk AU. Or Kim dokja and that sunfish play a game of cat and mouse and dokja gets fucked- and they work it out

“You broke into my apartment,” Steve says dumbly, but in his defense, he just woke up to his apartment being robbed, with the robber waking him up on purpose.

I know so many people who read Teen Wolf fanfiction before they actually saw the show, and getting REALLY confused when they finally did. This is for all of y'all! And, for anyone who want's to read it.

"Derek already knew he was going to regret this decision. He never should have listened to Lydia. It was a stupid costume idea, nobody was going to get it. But she was insistent. And there was something in the tone of her voice that made Derek oddly uncomfortable. 'I’m not wearing those,' he’d flat out refused the pile of immaculately folded clothes she proffered to him. She narrowed her eyes. Something in Derek’s chest went cold as ice as a result. 'You will, and you’ll like it. Or so help me, I will find a way to poison your protein bars with wolfsbane'." a.k.a. the one where Derek doesn't think Lydia's idea that he dress as Stiles for Halloween is going to have the effect she seems to think it will. Until he sees Stiles' costume. Then it happens to him instead.

Betty and Jughead lose their virginity to each other