Boys 'n' Berry Jam

harry didn't know when he agreed to babysit some kid that he would be so irresistible. (Or, the one where louis' babysitter harry rapes him because he really couldn't resist)

"Derek already knew he was going to regret this decision. He never should have listened to Lydia. It was a stupid costume idea, nobody was going to get it. But she was insistent. And there was something in the tone of her voice that made Derek oddly uncomfortable. 'I’m not wearing those,' he’d flat out refused the pile of immaculately folded clothes she proffered to him. She narrowed her eyes. Something in Derek’s chest went cold as ice as a result. 'You will, and you’ll like it. Or so help me, I will find a way to poison your protein bars with wolfsbane'." a.k.a. the one where Derek doesn't think Lydia's idea that he dress as Stiles for Halloween is going to have the effect she seems to think it will. Until he sees Stiles' costume. Then it happens to him instead.

Bones might have a big dick, but "it ain't a party, Jim." So of course Jim wants to show him that it totally is.

It doesn't get any easier, from Arthur's side of things, but he thinks he's at least getting better at it.

Harry follows Hermione, concealed under his invisilibity cloak. What will he find?

Pretty much what the title says. Arthur is Jealous. Merlin reassures him. It works. Kinda.

Steve still has nightmares sometimes of losing Natasha in a fire or to her addiction. Worst of all he thinks he might still be afraid to make her walk away when he wants nothing more than to stand at her side.

Nova was on her way home with a surprise for her mate Alexi, only to find a surprise of her own waiting for her on the way! Based on this artwork.

So, Sam dressed up for Dean and Dean loves it. So, basically Dean fucks Sam in Lingerie.

Philip goes into heat at a truck shop outside Reno, Nevada. Lukas takes him to the stars.

It took Phil years to convince Clint that his "condition" isn't something that he needs to protect Phil from, that being a werewolf doesn't make him any less human than he has always been. Clint wants so badly to believe Phil, wants to believe that he can still have a normal life, or as normal as working for SHIELD can be. But when they give in to one night of careless passion, the consequences of their actions may change all of that... Phil took a deep breath and leaned forward to catch Clint’s face in his hands. Clint’s entire body was sheened with sweat, and even in the dim light Phil could see that his eyes were a lighter shade of sky blue than his normal blue-green, and there was a small tuft of grey fur between his eyes, a barest hint of a coat over the back of Clint’s normally smooth arms and all the way down his spine. He was still human, only with some animal features that looked like special effects make up, and he was the most beautiful creature Phil had ever laid eyes on. “It’ll be okay, Clint.”

Five times Keith gets distracted by Lance's waist and one time it happens the other way around; needless to say, it's not always entirely convenient.

Keith has a secret. Next door, he can hear Shiro and Lance doing some very explicit things at night, and it turns him on.

“Hi, Jyn. You...um...you look great.” “Well, you look great too.” Cassian smiles. “You’re lying.” “Of course I’m lying. I’ve always told you that you should be banned from dressing yourself.” “Yes, well…” He runs a hand through his hair. “Ever since you, there was no one else to do it.” .. Six years after their divorce, Cassian and Jyn meet again at Bodhi's graduation from flight school. Conclusion to the "Where's My Love?" series

“That looks like it came from the Juniors section.” Bucky’s just leaning back against the countertop letting the garish glitter-green t-shirt ride up his midsection, watching Steve knowingly—reading everything Steve’s thinking and shifting his hips wordlessly, idly in response with the smirk in his eyes and not his lips, because Bucky knows that the plush pout of those lips won’t tempt the same way if he lets them quirk upward. Steve, for probably the millionth time since he kissed that stunning mouth, sweet as it’d ever looked, for the first time in 1934—Steve thinks, most likely, that for all the shit out there that’s ever been aiming to end him, from aliens to his own failing body? James Buchanan Barnes is going to be the goddamn death of him. Or: Bucky takes the whole Kiss Me, I'm Irish thing to a new (infuriating, tantalizing) level. (Gift-Fic Extravaganza, 8/25)

In a world where dominance of the sea is an endless battle between pirates and mariners, Park Jimin is content living in his little village on a small, uninteresting island by the eastern mainland. He wants nothing to do with the bloodshed of good and evil, the heartless killing of both innocents and condemned, the constant establishment and disruption of order. What he wants is peace, to live his life in the same town he was born in, to spend his days in the beautiful forest, and to use the powers of his Blessed Rune to nurture the home he loves so dearly. But when his island is attacked by pirates, Jimin will have no other choice than to do as they command and leave all thoughts of peace behind in favor of boarding the Agust, a pirate ship captained by the infamous Min Yoongi, Black Fox of the East. Note: information about sequels available in epilogue author's notes.

Steve wakes up alone on his and Tony's 10-year anniversary. He probably shouldn't be surprised, but as it becomes clear Tony has forgotten the day, he becomes more and more disappointed.

Hanji gives birth to Levi's unintentional child. She pretends to be surprised when he shows up for it.

Soulmate AU! Bucky/OFC. Our soulmarks appear at the moment of our soulmate's birth. Bucky's mark appears in the Spring of 1987. The words imprinted into the skin of his forearm. "Please! Don't hurt me..."

they meet Kim Seokjin on a Tuesday. it's really no more than a few minutes at most, a quick introduction in the halls before one of the company reps has to continue leading the new recruit to Bang PD-nim's office. they're told that he'll finish signing contracts today and then be properly integrated by the weekend, when he would start practicing with the rest of the trainees. Yoongi's first impression is simple. "this won't do." -- in which Seokjin is most definitely Not Hip-Hop, and Yoongi is determined to do something about it.

Coming home Greg is surprised in his flat. But it's the best kind of surprise.

Salvaging equipment, people, and relationships.

Shepard must face the consequences of his actions in choosing to destroy the Alpha Relay, but he knows it’s a waste of time as the Reapers are coming and a galaxy wide war will follow.

Once the former Beast, newly human King Adam, alongside his newly wedded wife, Belle, attend various social gatherings featuring the rest of the Disney Royal kingdom, however, as friendships are tangled, secrets revealed, and hints of the Beast's Curse return ever so slowly...things become uncomfortably serious. FEATURING: A Disney cast that are real, flawed human characters. WARNING: THIS FIC CONTAINS HURT AND COMFORT, PAST CHILD ABUSE, DRINKING, CURSING, ADULT SITUATIONS, BLOOD AND GORE, MENTAL ILLNESSES, AND IS BASICALLY NOT YOUR PARENTS DISNEY CHANNEL. This fic also features Hades, Lord of the Dead, but there isn't really a warning there. He just wanted you to know that. (wink)

It's a vampire release form, "removing liability from all parent companies" should Liam get all his blood sucked out. Or: Liam's a human who just wants to take care of his vampires, X Factor era.

Confessions and fears of parenthood.

Magnus and Taako were married on a bright spring day in the year after they saved the world.

This is why Yuuri loves gaming—the victory of it, the easy camaraderie amongst his guild, the sense that he’s part of something greater. Victor tells him, “you were incredible,” and maybe he loves that a little, too.