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It wasn't what she was expecting to hear coming from the kitchen at 3 am. (Or, how Mary finds out that her boys are sleeping together.)

An au where Terry Milkovich won the lottory and bacame rich moving to north side. He expands his wealth by selling drugs and guns. Clayton Gallagher took in all the Gallagher children after Frank and Monica die. Ian is popular. Rich. Captin of the football team Mickey is a geek who is the school bully victim Until ian helps him out

Harry has something to say.

Yuri Plisetsky knew it was wrong to love a man twelve years his senior. Especially one that was "engaged" to his closest friend-slash-rival. But it really wasn't his fault. He couldn't help it. And he was sick and tired of doing nothing about it. He was a fighter, and he was going to fight.

Started as a tumblr request: "There's a lot of talk about heats but what about ruts? What if ruts are dangerous and, while Prompto is trying to help his friends, they end up hurting him?" When a strange hunt ends with Noctis, Ignis, and Gladio in Rut Prompto takes it upon himself to help. He's never been with an alpha, let alone one in rut, and he knows that some alphas can lose control but he trusts his friends. He's positive he can keep them under control and if not...well, better him than someone else, right? When the dust finally clears it's very clear that nothing is the same and that there's no going back.

What Sayaka Maizono wants, more than anything in the world, is to become a famous idol like the ones she watched growing up. When a mysterious creature offers to make her one, how can she possibly resist? With this wish, she's thrust into the dangerous world of magic and witches, where everyone she meets has secrets of their own, all while balancing her newfound stardom.

Short ficlets devoted to each and every parent-child set in the New Paradigm universe.

Agron and Nasir are college students who meet for the first time when they both enroll in an acting seminar where they are cast as the leads in an experimental two-man play dealing with domestic violence.

Soulmate AU where everything is the same except that everyone can have a device installed that will tell them when they will meet their soulmate. (Concept borrowed from the movie Timer, which is great and you should see it!). Kara must deal with the fact that she may never be able to get a Timer installed due to her invulnerability, and she doesn't quite know whether that's good or bad. Things get more challenging for her when the person she's dating decides to get one installed. Meanwhile, Alex has to deal with the surprising result of her eventual soulmate and Lena Luthor wonders if she'll ever meet hers. Supercorp slowburn with a little Sanvers thrown in for good measure!

Qui-Gon was tossing restlessly on his makeshift bed again, the blankets pushed down to his hips. He had also startled to mumble incoherent words and phrases again.“Padawan...” the man croaked and it was obvious that his voice had been used quite a lot.“I’m here Master,” he wasn’t the man’s Padawan anymore, not since the Jedi Master had humiliated him in front of the whole Council, but he couldn’t help himself.Part 9 of the ABC of Obi-Wan Kenobi

Deadpool's back in town and Peter seems to be the only one keeping an eye on him.

After escaping from the imperial court where he'd been kept as a prize war trophy, Sio returns fifteen years later as a diplomat. This is abandoned and unfinished, but see the last chapter and comments for a brief summary of how it would have ended.

The NCIS team run into trouble when they argue with a Miss Jade Jacques at a crime scene, but they still need her since she has the evidence. They invite her to help with their investigation, but what Jade would find while working with NCIS team takes her right back to her past and changes her life forever.

Logan notices that Laura doesn't know about certain animals. His solution is to take her to the zoo.

One offhanded comment about Sasuke’s inexperience at dating propels him to research all things romantic, which leads him into a world of kink—something he realizes he has a taste in. Out of curiosity, he decides to visit one of Konoha’s kink clubs, the Chidori, to see for himself. There, he meets Naruto, who is older and more experienced, and excited to speak about the lifestyle he loves. Naruto is a regular at the Chidori, always willing to mentor new doms and subs, and then he meets Sasuke—a young, inexperienced student, wide-eyed and curious. The two are instantly in tune with each other, and end up forming a play partnership, Naruto teaching Sasuke the secrets of kink and love. There’s no room for feelings. That’s what Naruto tells himself, anyway. But as their bond deepens, they both start to realize it’s going further than either of them thought.

What follows the last scene of 9x03. (Spoilers for the episode, naturally)

Alone on a hunt, Cas tries taking the lead, and Dean pays him back.

Oscar can vividly remember the first time he killed someone. He hadn't meant to, it was an accident at first. He only wanted to scare the girl. To give her a warning to stay away and keep her disgusting hands off of Lando Norris. But the adrenaline had spiked through his veins, sending him into a euphoric high, and the more blood that spilled, the higher the rush. It felt so good, too good. OR In a small town, everyone has their secrets. It just so happens this small town is full of the most twisted ones.

Goes AU after the sneak peek from 614, right after Emma shares her news with Regina. She wants Regina to have what she deserves most of all, but Regina so rarely gets it. And today, she looks even unhappier, and maybe that’s why Emma can’t find the smile to plaster onto her face again. “We’ll still…I’ll still be co-parenting with you,” Regina says carefully, and she reaches up, tucking hair out of Emma’s face with a motherly sort of gentleness. Emma shivers, and Regina smiles painfully. “Until the end of time.”  “Unless I die next week, of course,” Emma points out, and Regina looks at her with sudden fierceness. “Like I said,” she says tightly. “The end of time.”

Alec had once been told that he would blow up the very ground he stood on to make things right. If that was true, why did he feel as though the ground below him was disintegrating at the same rapid pace as the relationships he once held dearly.

Post season 6 - Gail

The early life and times of Sherman Peabody in short scenes at various ages.

In response to Summer's death, Qrow has turned catatonic. He doesn't speak and he barely moves. He throws hostile, aggressive fits and cries in a painful, guttural manner at the loss of his love, his wife, and the mother of his child. Can Taiyang bring him to speak for the first time in three months or will he be attacked by the belligerent man whom he once called his friend? Will his friends and family eventually find a way to pull him from the dangerous clutches of his own mind and self-hate? Or will Qrow succumb to his sickness? Link to the image that goes with this work can be found in this url: http://ellelehman.tumblr.com/post/157838825506/why-tai-lifted-his-head-slowly-to-see-qrow Further images from this writing can be found on my tumblr blog.

Come and find me on tumblr at thewolf-inred.tumblr.com ~So, I rewrote dog Dean, with sex.And Cas. Thank you zarathuforsaken <33

Tim and Steph score an invitation to a rich girl's Halloween party. Something seems off with their host, and someone is picking off the guests one by one.