You Put Me on a Shelf (and Kept Me For Yourself)

"I've been dreaming about doing this for months," Harry admitted between kisses as he worked his way up Louis' jaw with his mouth, one hand teasing the button on Louis' shorts while the other fisted the fabric of his striped t-shirt. "You dream about me?" Louis asked hoarsely as he tilted his head back, his question nearly drowned out by the pelting rain and rumbling thunder. "More than I'd like to admit," he said as he laid a kiss dangerously close to Louis's parted, waiting lips. "Um," Louis gulped when Harry popped his button free before he yanked the zipper down and ran his thumb along the waistband of Louis' boxers, which suddenly felt unusually restrictive on his lower abdomen. "What happens in these dreams of yours?" "Mmm, it would be quicker to tell you what doesn't happen," Harry mused coyly as he sat up and rested his palms on Louis' hips, tugging Louis to his knees and pulling him into his bare torso, "but it always starts off like this...." aka a University AU in which Louis’ nineteenth birthday is sometime in early May and Harry prefers burritos to bananas.

Mari gives Otabek a sympathetic glance. “If you’re going to run, you should probably do it now while they’re still distracted.” He doesn’t get the chance, however, because Victor scoops him in for a group photo, throwing one arm around Otabek’s shoulders and settling his free hand over Katsudon’s, who gingerly cradles his stomach from where Yuri elbowed him earlier. Victor shares it online along with the caption “new addition to the family!” and social media promptly explodes as people try to decide whether he means Katsudon is knocked up or whether Yuri and Otabek have come to Japan to elope.

Evan leaves Bravo Two, but he doesn't quite get away.

Five times South Park has brought Kyle to the brink of sanity and Stan has brought him back.

Bitty is cold and Jack isn't back yet, so he...improvises.

Tony learns that going outside can have its advantages. Pain, and then something better, ensues. Or, the one where... Steve takes Tony's breath away. Literally.

Steve takes a bullet for Tony and gets the royal treatment for it. Implied Stony, Jarvis is being a doll as always.