i will not ask you where you came from
“Techno,” Philza says again, and he has a suppressed, muted kind of frantic panic in his voice. “Have you - how did you obtain a child-”
Techno recoils in offense. Tommy perks up again with renewed, enraged vigor. “He’s holding me here against his will,” he spits, shoulders drawing up. “He dragged me up here kicking and screaming - I tried to leave and he trapped me-”
“Down, dog,” Techno growls in half-irony.
The child, to Techno’s bafflement, obeys - in a manner of speaking. He flinches at the words, and he draws his shoulders up and flattens his wings against his back and gives Techno a narrow-eyed look of pure spite. The feathers over his ears draw up, cat-like, as he takes a step away.
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[Or: Technoblade's retirement is rudely interrupted by the discovery of a child in his basement. They are both running from things, as it were.]
[This work is on indefinite hiatus.]