sizing up

Levi didn't sign up for this. Hange tricked him to go on a vacation in Egypt only to be dragged into a desert full of scorpions and fucking sand! Instead of a cozy hotel, Levi found himself in a deep hole in the first day of his presumed vacation. He did help Hange a lot when he accidentally discovered the hole full of hieroglyphics, skeletons, and the tomb of the Pharaoh, the first and the only Alpha in the world. It was creepy to be stuck in a hole/cave full of thousands of years old skeletons and mummified people. What's worst? Those said skeletons raised from the dead and took Levi as an offering to their beloved Pharaoh.

Ben Solo has a problem. He has to have a post-Thanksgiving Family Dinner with a family that won't shut up about his potential and how he's not achieving it - especially in his love life. So lots of wine and a stupid suggestion inevitably lead the poor man to Craigslist where he might have found the answer to all of his problems. Rey is a broke college student with bills to pay and not enough time in the day to earn money. So, she does what any good, clever person would. She pimps herself out for money and holiday food. Not like that, you creeps, she pretends to be the girlfriend you need in order to get through the holidays. But this year may be more than she bargained for. When these two lonely souls collide, it leads to shenanigans and hilarity - and a little bit of sex on the side. Can they convince his family that they're in love? Or will it end in a blazing flame of tragedy and unrequited need? If I can actually finish a story, maybe you'll find out! :D (Don't worry, it's already mostly written)

Of dessert and anniversaries and rope.