hermione granger x draco malfoy

"An adventure?" Billa Baggins, a respectable genteel hobbit of the Shire, shivered and tried to convince herself it was a shudder. In which a perfectly proper not-so-young lady whistles her reputation down the wind and finds she really is her mother's daughter.

There was a strange, tall man walking up the path. Bilbo recognised him, of course; how could one forget that tall, grey silhouette now making its way up towards her? Gandalf. AU. What if Bilbo had already left the Shire once before? What if she had seen things she could never forget, and lived through things she couldn't speak of? In this world, Bilbo has a secret, a secret waiting for her in Rivendell, a secret that has changed, and will change, everything... Written largely because I had a cute, weird idea and a lot of one-liners I needed to put out there.