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What you never wanted to know about Asgardian deities and somehow accidentally asked.

Loki, the third prince of Jotunheim, finds himself having to reluctantly escort the crown prince of Asgard and his companions around the palace of Utgard during the first visit to Jotunheim by Asgardians in a generation. Thor initially proves less arrogant and oafish than Loki had expected, but then apparently reveals his true nature with a demeaning order that Loki serve him in bed. Loki feels that he has no choice but to comply with a smile on his face, as to displease Thor could mean that the Casket of Winters would continue to be held hostage in far-away Asgard. Loki is just as desperate to have it returned as his father, Laufey-king, is, even if their reasons for wanting it returned are different. Loki will acquiesce to being Thor's bedwarmer and anything else that is required of him as long as it means keeping the favour of the spoiled enemy prince. And he has to admit to himself that he's not entirely opposed to being bedded by the golden-haired foreigner. However, the outcome is not what he would have wished for, and his problems with the prince of Asgard are just beginning.

Prompt from norsekink: Loki is not a runt. He's what the Asgards would call an ice maiden, naturally much smaller than the traditional Jotun. But Ice maidens are by far the most fertile (and prettiest). They are also really rare. So when one does finally get born it is given to the king as a mate. This has been tradition for so long that now, only the child of the king with an ice maiden can claim the throne as true heir. Loki was born right at the end of the war and was given to Laufey as his betrothed. That's why he is marked with Laufey's family scars, it was a part of the ceremony. The final stage of their marriage is the consummation which would have happened when Loki came of age. Then Odin showed up, totally misread the scars and took Loki away. Fast forward to the events of the movie, only this time Laufrey sees Loki get grabbed and turn blue. He realises what has happened and grabs Loki off the battlefield to claim him before Thor figures out what is going on.

Things go very differently on the ill-suited venture to Jotunheim when the Frost Giants notice something about one of the invaders. But their decision to "rescue" what they assume must be a kidnapped Jotun has many unexpected and far-spanning consequences...especially for Loki himself.

After touching the Casket of Ancient Winters, Loki winds up stuck in his Jotun form and without his magic. With Odin sleeping and Thor banished to Earth, Frigga decides to send Loki to Jotunheim, accompanied by Sif and the Warriors Three, to negotiate reparations and learn about his people. But when Asgard comes under threat, Loki must seek out his adopted brother on Earth, and together they must find a way home.

The most beautiful treasure Jotunheim had to offer was one Helblindi could never touch, no matter how much he dreamed and desired. It would be that spoiled brat of a Crown Prince who claimed Loki’s love in the end.

Loki convinces Thor to retrieve his hammer from Thrym. The catch? He must be the bride.

A great tale was known throughout the harsh land of Jotunheim; one of adventure, fear, and eventually love. Most believed it to be pure fantasy and would tell it to their children before bedtime, while others would look on it as part of their vast history. But no matter who did the telling, it all started like this: (A tumblr prompt from itsclaranotcarla)