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Tommy leads a double life. By day, he wastes away in a minimum wage cashier job. By night, he terrorizes the ninety-ninth precinct with Ranboo at his side, looking for evidence of Governor Schlatt's foul play. But despite it all, Tommy is spiraling—and he doesn’t know how to stop it. Enter Siren: one of Pacific City's Elite heroes with a dark side. Quick-witted, silver-tongued, dangerous. Determined to prove himself and save the strange boy he knows so little about. And both of them are ready to watch the world burn.

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Problematic Bench Trio Oneshots

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All of my Bench Trio OneShots. Most containing Smut, so be warned. Angst here and there and lots of Fluff!─ANTIs please don't interact I won't give you the reaction you're looking for.

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Take My Words, Throw Them Away

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Wilbur should have never told Tommy that he ruined his childhood. Techno never should have told Tommy that he was an accident waiting to happen. Phil should have never told Tommy he regretted adopting the boy. Now, cold and terrified, the three could only beg for those around them to keep an eye out for their missing family member, lost in the chaos from the emergency. And Tommy? He was just surviving. How did their trip turn out like this?

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