penises

Anon asked: How about a Sterek prompt right after Derek becomes an alpha. After that everything about Derek is so much more; his muscles are bloated in size, his cock and balls are huge, and even the amount he comes is enormous. Do size kink and Stiles worshiping Derek while Derek humiliates Stiles about their size difference until Stiles comes on him. Then Derek makes him lick it off of him. And add any other kinks or such that you'd like! --- The night that Peter Hale died and Derek became the alpha — his eyes flashing red, locking onto Stiles as he gritted out, “I’m the alpha now" — everything changed. Derek changed.

After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.

Hogwarts has fallen, and with it goes the collapse of Dumbledore's Army. The surviving students are enslaved; medically experimented on and used sexually. Now begins the reign of the Dark Lord. His goal: the absolute annihilation of every Muggle on Earth. And he's going to need a very large army to accomplish that..... WARNING: Story contains underage Characters!

She's tried ignoring it. She's tried thinking of other things. She's tried dismissing it as teenage hormones. But it's quickly becoming apparent to Hermione Granger what the problem is. She wants a penis. Her own penis. But how does she get one? WARNING: Story contains underage characters!

John pressed the knuckle of his index finger against his mouth and sighed. “So, you're coiled like a spring and ready to be ... sprung?” “If you want to be pedestrian about it, yes.” “Like I said, you should do something about that.” “And like I said, pedestrian. What would you have me do? Take up jogging? Yoga? Oh! Unless you mean –” “I don't mean anything. Let’s drop it.”

This is the result of waking up at 4 am, unable to go back to sleep, so your brain writes a smutty Destiel one shot with pretty much zero plot.

Murphy can’t see him, but he has a clear mental picture of Connor sitting on his own bed: smirk on his face, dick in hand, as he heckles and coaches Murphy.