party-hardy

Hermione approaches Harry one day after class with a request. WARNING: Story contains underage characters!

On the train to Hogwarts, Harry gets bored. Then Harry gets horny. In the same compartment as Hermione. A sleeping Hermione. Well....you only get one chance in life to do something like this.... WARNING: Story contains underage characters!

Various 500 word-count incest pairings of pure smut.

How different Harry Potters would have reacted to the graveyard in Little Hangleton... Yeah, Voldemort's in for a nasty shock. I almost feel sorry for him.Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Sherlock!Harry and Flamboyant!Harry

In the months immediately following what Tony liked to call ‘The Day Shit Almost Went Down But Didn’t Because Of Tony Stark’s Heroic Bravery And Stunning Pectorals’, S.H.I.E.L.D decided that it would be for the best if all the Avengers were to stay in one location. You could be forgiven for assuming that they would choose a top secret military base as the location for the greatest slumber party of all time, but apparently the safest building in the country at that time was Stark Towers. To make life easier for all those at the newly renamed Avengers Tower, Tony is required to invent like he's never invented before. At first, he thinks he's doing it for an easy life, but as time passes, he begins to question who he's really doing it for, and what point he's really trying to prove.

Gryffindor wins the House cup and the males of the house decide to grab some guys and play Truth or Dare to celebrate. Things get weird as the dares become more and more erotic. With only boys to play with the Gryffindors find some surprises. Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Who is the horniest of them all?

Based on a prompt posted at Imagine Loki Tumblr-Imagine Loki’s biology making it so that when he lands on Earth, his pheromones make everyone around him uncontrollably horny. His plans for world domination might end up in a different way than he planned. Stuttgart would be epic, with people literally jumping him right and left. Basically, Loki fudges up his magic and it causes his Jotun biology to act up. He ends up, well, surrounded by a lot of women (a lot!). Not the plan he had in mind when he came down to conquer Midgard. It’s a CRACK!FIC.

“GRUMPY CAT!” Isaac suddenly shouted. “YOU SHOULD ADOPT GRUMPY CAT! OH MY GOD YOU'RE TOTALLY MEANT TO BE!” He was practically bouncing with excitement. “... I think you're mean to judge a cat you've never met like that.” Derek's eyebrows did some serious judging over Isaac judging Grumpy cat who may or may not be judging people. There was a lot of judging going on. “What if he isn't grumpy? You're judging a cat by it's cover,” Derek raised a finger at him. “Grumpy cat was born that way, and sure he looks mean and grumpy and glares a lot but he could be the nicest cat in the world, you don't know that,” he continued passionately. The words Grumpy Wolf suddenly appeared unbidden in Stiles' brain.

Tony needs to hear Loki's voice. Needs to see him. Even in his head. Smutty crack!fic~

Greg Lestrade decides he's had enough of Sherlock, Donovan and Anderson's bickering, and he makes them go on a road trip so they can 'bond'. Of course, it goes terribly wrong, but what does one really expect when you keep Sherlock Holmes in a confined space for 3 days?

Ahsoka and Barriss wake up to an unexpected visitor

Crack ficlet, shittily written. You have been warned.

John comes home to an interesting experiment being conducted by Sherlock involving a pole, and John is the test subject.