this is so random but we're rolling with it

Susanna Madigan, unemployed college graduate, has a very loving boyfriend. So loving, in fact, that she'll bring his lunch to work while he's employed at an automated dog kennel - and 'accidentally' be directed straight into the animal intake chamber... A semi-sequel to Koenig Creamery - although this one will be a fair bit longer! Includes 3D rendered images of scenes!

Arek could not be more embarrassed.Look, it wasn’t like he’d noticed a shiny bit in a crack, saw that it was a sword, and immediately just started wiggling into said crack in the mountain to go get it—no, he’d checked to see if he could get at it any other way, first, okay?Only now he's got his horns stuck and an inconvenient hole at his backside leaving him exposed, and--Was someone there?

Voldemort never killed Harry on the 31 of October. Instead he took the child and decided to raise him as his lovely little kitten. Be warned, this story is extreme. (I know it's been done before...but not by me so it may be a bit darker than what you're used to) This is a rewrite. The story has been greatly improved.

This is an alternate universe where instead of attacking Haru in the beginning, Legosi attacks Louis, drastically altering the events of Beastars. Pining, danger, love, loss, it's all here. Can Legosi figure out his purpose in life and will Louis be able to come terms with his true feelings about becoming the Beastar? And can they figure out their true feelings for each other in a world where their love is forbidden? WE'RE ONLY ANIMALS DISCORD 2.0: https://discord.gg/EyFSGUynFb OFFICIAL ALBUM PLAYLIST: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKqQiYdeJZDzlSM6DH4Wx23a5QUpuygLZ OFFICIAL ALBUM BY DARK STAR: https://darkstarcore.bandcamp.com/album/were-only-animals-book-i-original-soundtrack

Benni doesn't want to go to the Meeting. He's a tiny, underdeveloped buck with baby antlers. Nobody's going to want him, and there's no way he could defend a doe from a challenger even if one did want him. Of course, nobody told him that he should be worried about the bucks, not the does.

Glaring into Voldemort’s eyes, Harry thought his life was about to end. Instead, Voldemort was realising he’d found the perfect solution to an ongoing problem.

Hiccup didn't know it, but he's been chosen as a Dragon Mate. The world as he knows it changes, leaving him to decide – does he stay with humans or move on with dragons?

Crusaders travel to a foreign land haunted by a demon king. They find a desert full of monsters not out to consume them, but for carnal lust. As they traverse the land of madness they find doll transforming sex sorcerers, horny pigmen, men-luring cockatrices, alarunes that feed on sex fluids, hellhounds, centaurs, giant egg-laying insects, and even a lust demon. Every moment these holy soldiers are under assault by lustful beings seeking to capture and drown them in bizarre, sinful debauchery. Do the crusaders stand a chance against the brutal, twisted magic monsters of this desert, or are they destined to fall like all the others?

this is a collection of requested fics and Comms

Arek is no longer stuck in a wall, but... is this much better?(He's losing feeling in his legs, but that isn't half as annoying as the man in gold.)

Jack Frost and E. Aster Bunnymund did not meet for the first time on Easter, 1968. In his lifetime, Jackson Overland knew and loved the Pooka when he was Yaster of the Algonquin tribes. Horse-master and patron of the embattled Overland family.

Bilbo gets knotted.

When Bilbo accidentally wakes Smaug, he has no idea of the true trouble he’s in.

Hilda makes a thoughtless wish and suddenly her world turns upside-down! Join her as she embarks on an erotic journey with tons of futa on female action and pokemorphs galore! Status: Hiatus I'm taking a prolonged break from things like writing fanfiction, RPing, and video games. The way I've been using these things for the last few years of my life have been in an addictive way, rather than in a healthy, creative and recreational way. There's a good chance that it becomes a permanent break too, but for now I'll leave it as is. Out of the three, writing is the one activity with the highest likelihood of me undertaking it again. I do really love writing this fic and would like to return to it, so long as I can do so in a healthy way. The break will last until 6/1/2015. If by then I decide that I would still like to and can return to writing fanfiction without compromising my well being and goals, then I'll be continuing again. Expect another update when that times come. My apologies to those who were following this fic, and thank you for all your support.

As a challenge for the month of November, I’ll be posting hypnosis and mind control-themed fics, short requests, and a weekly challenge across multiple fandoms!

This is a continuation of We're Only Animals: Book 1, which began an AU where instead of attacking Haru at the beginning, Legosi attacked Louis, drastically altering the events of Beastars. Now that Louis and Legosi have found their purposes in life and after recent events, they know that it's time to move on from Cherryton Academy and into a home of their own to begin their life together. WE'RE ONLY ANIMALS DISCORD 2.0: https://discord.gg/EyFSGUynFb

In a world where Anthro Pokémon exist alongside the humans that capture, train and battle with them, one young woman takes up her Grandfathers old farm in hopes to bring it back into running condition, get away from the normal life in the city, and find success as a Pokémon breeder and farmer. Along the way she finds out about secrets within her family line, helps restore the small towns place on the map, unlocks the full potential of her Pokémon, and dwells deep into the background of the shady corporation trying to muscle in on the town.

Bucky’s barbed tongue slips out between two dry, pink lips and tastes the salty familiarity on Steve’s fingertips. The memory is distant, like a dream, and his left ear flicks as he lifts his head with renewed energy. “If it isn’t the Star Spangled Man With a Plan,” he croaks out, grinning wide enough to show his fangs.In which Captain Steve Rogers becomes the new keeper of the disabled hunting cat who once saved his life, and learns that the price of freedom is higher for some more than others.

A collection of all the oneshots I post in one clusterfuck of a book. The tags speak for themselves.

A wanderer, from a land far away, investigates rumors of a dangerous creature on a forest covered mountain in the land of the rising sun. He discovers more questions than answers once he meets the master of the mountain, and finds himself getting involved in a very old problem... --- Author's note:The naughty tags are for much farther into the story. Rin - 9 tails - known off the mountain as Akaiyari Meiko - 8 tails; twin of Saki Shizuka - 7 tails Tsubame - 6 tails; twin of Hibiki Hibiki - 6 tails; twin of Tsubame Kumiko - 5 tails Hotaru - 5 tails Yuuko - 4 tails Miyu - 4 tails Akemi - 3 tails Mariko - 3 tails Miki - 2 tails Tomomi - ???Natsuki - ??? Not on the mountain: AkihoSetsuko

Naruko during the night of her birth was born “Different”. Can she turn this “Curse” into a “Gift”. (Futa Naruko)