This is Major Tom to Ground Control (i showed u my dick pls respond)
SKSS: This is Jeon Jungkook. Nothing to report. Crossing over dayline currently. Requesting light-hearted conversation with Communications Officer Park Jimin, PhD. Over.
Ground Control: This is Park Jimin. I am changing shifts with Kim Howon in 20 minutes. What would you like to discuss? Over.
SKSS: HOLY SHIT YOU REPLIED OH MY GOD IMSKSS: Thisis Jeon Jungkook. Apologies for sending previous transmission. I meant to delete it before sending but we hit the wrong button. Is your profile page on the SKSA database relevant? Over.
Ground Control: This is Park. Yes, the profile is current. No need to stress over your accidental transmission. Over.
SKSS: Jeon. I have a report due in 48 seconds. Over.
Ground Control: Park. Yes, you do. Over.
SKSS: Thank you for conversing with me, Commissions Officer Park Jimin. Over.
Ground Control: You're more than welcome, Officer Jeon. Please proceed with your report. Over.
Or; Jungkook's been stranded on a space station for 3 years, and Jimin is part of the team bringing him home.
