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Sarada wasn't stupid. She rarely ever saw her father, but when she did she fought back tears of righteous fury at his persistent absence. No, she could never imagine him ever being a part of what she considers to be family.When she starts to see him more often, sees him defrost from the stoic man he is around her mom... well, all Sarada knows is that it'd be stupid to ignore her feelings on the matter. And she's not stupid. aka Sarada could be great if she wasn't a female character created by Kishimoto

The pizza delivery boy has hips that don't lie, and a booty belonging to Spider-Man. All Wade has to do now is find proof that Peter is the webbed wonder...