the third hokage being incompetent

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Skwisgaar plots to make a move on his body double.

Skwisgaar normally doesn't give a fuck what his bandmates do behind closed doors. Or, Skwisgaar becomes furiously possessive of the rhythm guitarist.

Murderface is sexually experienced, possibly even more so than Toki. But one thing he's not so familiar with is a partner who actually cares about him.

We saw you lying in the roadWe tried to dig a decent graveBut it's still no way to behave It's been nine months since Charles "died" and Nathan is not okay. Neither is Charles.(Post-Renovationklok)

She was, at the very least, lovable.

Dick Knubbler: an unsung hero of Doomstar Requiem.

They debuted at number one. It had been exactly 24 hours since his last meal.

and how Seth falls directly in between

One-shot, another Dethmom. Pre-Klok, Charles comforts his ailing mother following his sister's death, and reflects on death. Heavy headcanon, towards CFO having dealt with all this shit before Dethklok and having nothing to lose when that came around/Charles as the 'Dead Man' undertones. Technically offshoot of Ars Moriendi.