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“Your sleeping problem. How long has it been going on?” “I don’t…Malfoy, I don’t have sleeping problem.” “You’re lying.” ---------- It’s been six years since the Battle of Hogwarts. In the midst of a new and brutal war, Hermione Granger cannot recognize the soldier she’s become. Healer Draco Malfoy has enough on his plate without worrying about Granger and her martyr complex. Why, then, can he not banish her from his mind? It’s a duty of care, he tells himself. A duty of care, and nothing more.

COMPLETE. READ THE TAGS- DARK!*********************************** Rey's always been a good girl and followed all the rules. Until she starts embezzling from her company. Tiny amounts that no one would notice, maybe just a rounding error. One day, a black envelope arrives in her inbox. Included is a hotel room key and a message: "I won't tell if you don't."

When Jaskier is cursed to always speak his mind, he and Geralt are forced to journey together to fix it before it gets him killed...if they can find the culprit in time. From traveling through swamps and fighting bandits to attending elegant banquets, the road ahead will not be easy. Slash, post-fight fix-it fic! Chapters 1-17 are what I consider to be the start-conclusion of the truth spell fic, it's not necessary to read past that! The next arcs see them exploring a haunted fortress with a dark secret, getting involved with a gang and going to medieval jail, and a small time skip where they are vacationing at the coast and get hit with a body-swapping curse. This fic is officially complete!

As far as the wizarding world knows, the entire Potter Family was killed on Halloween, 1981. Dumbledore defeated Voldemort mere hours later. The world forgets about the infant buried in Godric Hallow's cemetary. That is, until Lupin finds a young boy living on the streets. A young boy, with James's dark skin, wild hair, and Lily's green eyes...

January 30th 2:38 amSpidey @realspideyhello twitter January 31st 6:02 amMarissa @marissalovesuhh spiderman is that you?

sickfics. no not the ones that are cute and a member is stomach sick, these are literally sick like gross sick.please read the tags or description, because this is stuff that is commonly very hated, but I'm pretty fucked up so i enjoy it. these are pretty much just scat/piss oneshots. some of it will contain forced/non-con elements and i will put warnings on all of them. please leave requests, any group is okay to request! (read latest chapter for more deets)

This Todoroki is… He’s disgustingly cute—cute in the way that makes Katsuki want to squish his cheeks and hug him. Fuck, this is somehow worse than fucking pining over him for a year and wanting to make out with the bastard, and that was before they’d started dating. Little Todoroki looks up at him with wide, mismatched eyes and his bottom lip jutted out. Just as Katsuki almost has another internal crisis, his lips begin to tremble. Oh, no, Katsuki thinks despairingly as tears well up in Little Todoroki’s eyes. Shit. A high-pitched wail fills the air, and Katsuki scrambles to calm him down. Why is this my life? he wonders desperately as he picks up Little Todoroki and tries to soothe him. Why? PROMPT: CHILDHOOD In which Katsuki's clingy boyfriend gets shrunken into a clingier child and he has to take care of him.Or: Todoroki gets a chance at a better childhood.

In which Jimin channels his aunt and decides that no man should go mitten-less in the winter. Or, a soft high school!AU.

When humans attack Yoongi's pack, he only escapes with his life into an unforgiving wilderness. Injured and scared, he runs into the one thing he was hoping to avoid: another wolf pack. But the wolves aren't what he expects and he's welcomed into their pack with open arms. Despite his initial misgivings, Yoongi falls hard, for his packmates, their way of life, and the handsome young alpha who leads them.

“‘I’m so in love with you, Dani,’ she whispers, dotting her kisses to Dani’s cheek and pulling her into a one-armed hug.And it’s been over a year, but those words still make Dani feel like the ground has been dropped out from beneath her feet.‘Well, that’s convenient,’ she says. ‘Because I love you, too.’” [Jamie and Dani and all the worlds where they find each other]

The problem is, he’s never had this sort of problem with his clients before. He’s young, yes, and he’s heard some of the elderly women who come in mutter disdainfully about “shameful new-age hippie tree-huggers,” but he’s the consummate professional. He keeps the line between him and his clients firmly in place. But Louis…Louis is his type. Sexy. Sexy is his type, and Louis is it. If they’d met in a club instead, Harry would probably be humping his leg right now. As it is, he’s barely resisting the desire to grind against him on the table. But there’s a part of him that wonders if Louis might be up for it. [harry is a masseuse. louis needs a massage.]

Darcy Lewis laughs in the face of her Omega biology, but five days after an unexpected kidnapping said biology rears its ugly head. Is it a good thing or a bad thing then, that her rescue party is comprised mainly of high-powered Alphas? Bucky Barnes wants to save his best friend from screwing his relationship status up even further in the name of truth, justice, and the American way, but soon he comes up against instincts his training was supposed to have eradicated.

Jungkook is a young and talented graphic designer, fighting to prove himself in an alpha-dominated workplace. Despite everything, he’s doing well. He only wishes he didn’t want to fuck his manager so badly. *sigh*

Harry loves to spoil his boy, so he brings home some presents for Louis. Louis' pleased, but he's gotta make sure Harry knows who the daddy really is.