climacophilia

Hydra has had Peter in their custody for three years. Deadpool is hired to break him out. Throw in an alien symbiote, motels, and superhero explosions and things get gay.

Framed for a felony drug charge while vying for an internship at Stark Industries, Peter Parker loses his scholarship, job opportunities, six months of freedom, and faith in the criminal justice system. Although Peter is still secretly Spider-man, he is now more commonly known as Mouse, a dishwasher at NYC's Hellhouse and Weasel’s unofficial messenger boy. We do what we must.

Sequel to Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villain. Peter switches bodies with the MCU!Peter Parker. Tossed into a different world and four years younger, he must struggle with the unexpected reappearance of Aunt May, his now 'boss' Tony Stark, and Wade Wilson.

Based off prompt #56: Wade is a huge fashion designer that no one has seen and Peter is hired to be his model. - "I got one of my sources tellin’ me Wade Wilson, fucking Deadpool, is going to make an appearance," Jameson says. "You know how big that is kid? That’s recluse coming out of a billion dollar hiding hole big. I want you on the ground floor, I want you taking the first goddamn picture of that pompous scarred sonofabitch and coming back here to print first thing, you got that?” Peter's head hurts.

The thing about not being able to die is that it makes everything so dreadfully boring. Seriously, immortality's a bitch. So, you gotta keep things interesting. How else are you supposed to get through the day without going insane? Well, more insane. Wade wants to be a hero, but fighting bad guys isn't enough to keep things interesting. Wooing Spider-Man might help, though. And exploring his kinks definitely will. Of course, he never thought anything would come of either of these things. Boy, was he wrong!

Peter has a crush. He knows this. Mr. Stark knows this. All the Avengers do, too.After the "incident" of meeting said crush, there wasn't any hiding it.Too bad it's not obvious to his crush. Too bad that, along with half of the Avengers, the alpha in question is going to witness Peter's most embarassing mission in years.

Deadpool is hired by Harry Osborn to retrieve Peter Parker. But what seems like a simple job of rounding up an average college student is complicated by the fact the kid has insane luck at miraculously dodging Deadpool's attempts to kidnap him, and also, Spider-Man keeps showing up. Add to the fact that Osborn wasn't as clear about his intentions, and Deadpool starts to wonder if he should be going after Parker, or protecting him.

When Peter Parker reveals his identity to Deadpool, both men struggle to work around this new dynamic. It doesn't help that the Tin Man known as Iron Man is sticking his nose in where it doesn't belong, thank you very much. Slow burn, eventual smut, chivalry, manly tears, and a little bit of hot sauce.

JARVIS announces, “Sir, Peter Parker is on his way up. Shall I direct him to the workshop?” Tony has never sighed so much in his entire life. “Send him over.” Peter appears moments later, face red and eyes frantic. “Don’t tell me you webbed all the way here?” “Mr. Stark, he’s dangerous!” Peter exclaims more than yells. “Have you heard what he can do with a potato peeler?” or How Tony totally meant to volunteer to be the Winter Soldier’s handler, you know, like on purpose (and not because he had been deliriously awake for 56 hours on a quest to put Fortnite into the grave before Fury had asked). This is obviously Pepper’s fault. [MCU/AU where Tony became a S.H.I.E.L.D operative early in life, and paved a satisfying career of intrigue doing so.] 🍉 THIS FIC HAS BEEN ABANDONED; READ AT YOUR OWN RISK 🍉

The mad titan grows near. Earth's future hangs on a razor's edge. A reunited Avengers are doing their best to prepare. But there are deep cracks in the team that have never healed and under the pressure of impending battle everything threatens to fly apart.

10 years ago, humans and demons reached an agreement. Humans would not impede on the fight against evil, and demons would live among humans, undisturbed. But very human Peter Parker has broken that rule. Meeting rogue vampire Wade Wilson puts Peter on edge. But somehow the two come together to form a dynamic duo. But is either as he appears?