samandriel

Sasuke needs a date to take to his family reunion. Out of desperation, he pays a waiter to pretend to be his boyfriend. The catch? He’s hoping the blond will ensure his parents never ask him to bring a date to the house ever again.

Naruto thought that he could run away from his feelings. But Sasuke wouldn't let him.

“I dare you, I double-dare you to kiss-“ - “Aw, come on, this is sooo getting old already! Show me one single of the girls that wouldn’t KILL to get a piece of me?!” - “Always getting ahead of yourself; let me finish first. I double-dare you to kiss the bartender!” - “The bartender?” - “The bartender.” - “The guy bartender?” - “The guy bartender.” - “WHAT?! Why would I kiss the bartender? Who happens to be a guy. Why would I kiss a guy?” Sasuke knew Naruto would never succu-... suck-... let him win a bet, so making him kiss a guy was a really asshole-ish thing to do to him.