How I Dumped Your Boyfriend
- A Tale Of Worthiness, Freedom, And Flying Horse Droppings -
Months after having been left by her superhero significant other, Jane Foster still sees herself defined through him by whoever she meets. Sick and tired of the world, the universe, and everything, she chooses to withdraw to the desert - not taking into calculation that aliens, wandering alien wannabe-gods, more aliens, an unnerving intern who always wanted to take a road trip on an alien spaceship, actual alien spaceships, alien building tools, and alien warrioresses might pop up wherever they are not expected.
Boyfriends will be dumped.
Horse dung will fly.
-------------------------------------------A story that happened after a certain CEO made sexist comments about the characters of both Jane Foster and (movie) Valkyrie.Warning: contains occasional strong language