If at first you don't succeed
"Probably straight," Alex says, holding his hand out to Henry, "but you're extremely hot, so like - well done."
"Well done?" Henry asks incredulously, the corner of his mouth quirking up into a smile as he takes Alex's hand in a firm handshake. "Well done on... being extremely hot?"
"Hey, man," Alex says easily, taking his hand away after the briefest of shakes. "Take it or leave it."
"In that case, I shall update my profile," Henry says as he gets to his feet. "Unsuccessful date with a heterosexual man who, nonetheless, had to admit I was 'extremely hot'."